Love the Twilight series, thinks Stephenie Meyer is a genius. Though I was annoyed to hell by Bella in Eclipse, I think Meyer's works are excellent. So no one say I am doing this cause' I hate the books. Trust me, I am with you Twilight fans, I just wanted to do this since I love the characters, especially Alice, and I guess this is how I show mah' love!
Edward:
Dye his hair pink
Spray fish perfume on Bella
Ask if he's a virgin
Scream out loud to grab his attention, when he looks at you and then starts to read your mind, thinks of yaoi(1)thoughts involving him and Jacob.
Tell him Jacob is in love with him
Tell Jacob Edward wants to give him a massage
Tell Alice Edward promised on his life-pun intended-to give her a pedicure
Put a pack of condoms in his car with a note saying "With love, from Bella"
Call him Bob whenever he addresses you
Call him the 40 year old virgin-to-be
Bind him to a chair so that he can't possibly get out, get a knife, and cut of all his fingers and his ears. Let's see how he'll deal with this
(1)-A Japanese term where two guys "get cozy in bed". This is the usual connotation but not necessarily.
I updated this chap a bit with the virgin thing...guess the movie I was watching when inspiration struck