Kuki huffed angrily as yet another Summer was beginning and she had zero fun planned but she had an idea when she saw a show on Cartoon Network.

"What will happen at the campfire today we'll see on Total Drama Island" Chris Maclean said as Kuki finally wrote the whole list out of the campers and she had the intentions of finding Chris and getting Wally, Nigel, Fanny, Hoagie, Rachel, Lizzie, and herself on TDI with the booted out campers.

Kuki hastily threw her pink notebook on the table and went to answer her cell phone and this is what we all see.

Screaming Gophers

Team leader: Gwen

Other campers

Heather

Leshawna

Owen

Trent

Lindsay

Noah

Beth

Cody

Izzy

Justin

"Wally I'm telling they all exist I have their adresses here and they've agreed to come back if I can talk Chris onto letting them back on the island.

"Kuki Making TDI's second season is not my idea of a good time, I mean the first season was choc full of people screaming, crying, and falling in love and I won't do it" Wally interjected as Kuki spread a thin smile over her face knowing how to get him in.

"Please Wally for me?, I mean I know you can't see my cute eyes but their puppy's eye's and please don't make me do the whimper that goes along with them young man".

"I don't cruddy care about your damn whimper I'm staying home away from mosquitoes, snakes, rabid rabbits, and the campers who are going to most likely kill each other very slowly".

"Fine see if I care Wally but know this I have ways on getting people to see my point of view, and your no different than Mr. Cottontail my pet bunny".

Kuki angrily closed her phone as she was already getting her plan set in motion grinning while she called the crazy, stalking, psycho herself Izzy.

"Hello Walsh ressidence this is Judy speaking and how may I help you today?" A woman asked as Kuki smiled asking if Izzy was there.

"Izzy sweetie phone call, It's a Kuki Sanaban saying that season 2's out if you don't hurry and take this call honeybunch" Judy screamed up the stairs as we see Izzy Walsh packing her green dress, sandals, and makeup as she brushed her long, flowy, orange hair.

"Kuki make this quick I have a bus to catch to a camp I thought I'd never be able to see again, unless Chris is going back on his word to us" Izzy said angrily as Kuki smiled wider knowing how to get Wally to say yes.

Chris wants twenty nine campers and well long story short one of the campers won't cooperate and his names Wally Beatles" Kuki said as Izzy looked out her window at Wally's house smiling psychotically.

"Leave the straggler to me, I'm his neighbor and I think it's high time I became very neighborly to Wally, like girlfriend neighborly".

"I knew I could count on you Izzy, so you work your magic and I'll round the rest of the new campers up, then tomorrow we spring on everyone that TDI season 2 is a go and I'm co creator with you as my lookout".

Izzy closed her phone bunny skipping down the stairs and out the front door as Judy saw that look on her daughters eyes and she knew it well.

"I think Wally Beatles should watch his back, I mean there's no saying what Izzy will do if she's tempted" Judy said hastily dialing Rhonda Beatles phone number and it was picked up after the first ring.

"Judy what a pleasant surprise so are you calling to invite me to tea or are you calling to ask me to come play bridge with you again?" Rhonda asked as Judy saw she had to act quick and spoke rapidly.

"Listen Rhonda maybe some other time, I have bigger problems and they begin and end with my daughter falling for your Wally, see Izzy isn't necessarily well in most peoples eyes mine mostly".

"Whoa, whoa, whoa Jude calm down before you have a heart attack, deep soothing breathes sweetie, deep soothing breathes and think about happy things".

Judy saw the Beatles door open and Izzy working her magic on Wally batting her eyelashes, smacking her lips at him, rubbing up against him all of the things a full blown crush would do.

"So how would you like to maybe go out for dinner and then go to the carnival, then we can work out why you don't want to do TDI with me this Summer" Izzy said resting her head on Wally's shoulders as he smiled with hearts on his eyes.

"All right Dinner sounds great let's go right now, and once we get there we can iron out the details of me coming to TDI this Summer" Wally repeated back to Izzy as they walked hand in hand down the block and Izzy is smiling psychotically her mind working overtime.

"You're mine Wally Beatles all mine and nobody's taking you from even if I have to threaten them myself" Izzy's mind said as she stopped up at a restaurant called Wheezy's which looked like a 50's diner.

"Well let's chow and then we can ride the sea of love hand in hand all night and talk about our future" Izzy said as Wally's eyes fell on her chest and she tapped her foot angrily moving his head to face her eyes.

"My eye's are up here Hippity Hoppity that's your new nickname Hippity Hoppity and don't you even think of complaining because you come from Australia and so do Hippity Hoppity kangaroos".

Wally snuggled his head against Izzy's neck as she gently stroked his soft blonde hair the psycho he's all mine version of Izzy coming out full force.

"That's right Wally get used to me because you broke Kuki's heart and now your stuck with me forever if I want you to be".

Wally and Izzy walked into the diner as we see Kuki with her new main squeeze John and she saw that Izzy was already sinking her psychopathic claws into Wally Beatles.

"Well look who I found Wally Kuki and John now let's iron out that TDI contract of yours shall we?, then we can eat, drink, be merry, and go on the sea of love all night" Izzy said as Disease by Matchbox 20 was hummed under Izzy's breath.

"Welcome TDI brethren and sisteren or I hope you persuaded him Iz, because if not it's another boring Summer left taking pills and acting mopey all day" Kuki said as Izzy grabbed a pen and firmly pressed it into Wally's palm.

"All right Wally now sign and become a TDI camper, I mean come on what's the worst that happen my little Hippity Hoppity?".

Wally scrawled his name as Izzy smiled demonically and squeezed Wally into a choke hug and kissing him.

"Now we can spend the Summer together and you can meet the rest of my friends and I'll meet the rest of yours isn't that just the most?, plus I can get us matching kangaroo suits and that way everybody knows your taken".

Kuki held her laughter in as Chris walked up and twenty nine permission slips were thrusted into his hands as Kuki giggled happily and Chris smiled too.

"Since your co creator and all Kuki I think you and I should get together and come up with the challenges together, I mean I know your taken but I sort of have a thing for Asians" Chris said as John smiled knowing how to milk Chris for answers.

"All right you can have her if you can get Gwen and me a cabin together plus get Hippity Hoppity and psycho girl a cabin together also" John said as Chris and him shook hands.

"Fine you can have a cabin with Gwen and Hippity Hoppity and stalker girl will get the same cabin too, now let's make some challenges beautiful".

Kuki giggled walking off as John joined her not being able to resist Hippity Hoppity and stalker Izzy anymore.

"Well now that we're alone Izzy you can stop the act, I mean you got me to sign and that means I'm not your Hippity Hoppity anymore right?" Wally asked turning the love charm off as Izzy showed her psycho ways pinning Wally to the booth seat.

"Now you listen and you listen good Hippity Hoppity your mine and you always will be, I didn't play the love card just to have my love used get it?" Izzy asked as Wally got a fearful expression nodding as Izzy kissed him smiling.

"Good now let's eat and get to that carnival, then we can go back to your place and pack for a long Summer of Drama, friends, girlfriend not friends because that would be plural and I don't do plurals".

Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette played in Wally's head as he found a girl crazier than Kuki and like a tick she was going to stick to him and he was going to be her Hippity Hoppity.

At the carnival Izzy is hissing at all the girls staring at Wally and then Nigel ran up to catch up with Wally.

"So Wally Summer camp huh?, I mean it should be fun all the drama and all right?" Nigel asked as Wally mouthed help me and Izzy noticed spinning around to face Nigel.

"I'm sorry but haven't you seen a date before?, I mean come on a girl and a boy at the carnival what could possibly be going on you James Bond poser" Izzy asked as Nigel gulped running off.

"You'll see that I'm not as easy as Kuki was to go away Wally, I mean they don't call me crazy because I look it you know, I have an image to uphold and your coming along for the ride".

Kuki walked up with her notebook and we see that she made list of the Killer Bass too

Killer Bass

Team leader: Courtney

Other campers

Bridgette

DJ

Duncan

Eva

Ezekiel

Geoff

Harold

Katie

Sadie

Tyler

"Hey Wally and Izzy how are things going, Chris and I have some great challenges coming up so just be ready" Kuki said throwing an invite to TDI at Wally's feet smiling.

"Wally I hope you to go all the way as boyfriend and girlfriend, I mean you said I was crazy but just look at stalker girl over there she's even crazier than I am".

"Dude I have to say your like a crazy girl magnet your going to love it here at TDI, all the crazy girls you can eat it's like a crazy girl buffet" Chris said as Izzy strangle hugged Wally and pulled him towards the sea of love.

"Don't even think about dating anyone else Hippity Hoppity I have my mom making us costumes to go to camp in, we're going to look like two kangaroos you're the big one and me well I'm the baby you stick in your pouch cutie" Izzy said giggling girlishly and psychotically.

"Don't you think the costumes are a bit much Izzy?, I mean you said all's I had to do was pretend to love you and sign up for Total cruddy Drama Island and you'd leave me alone" Wally said as Izzy threw her arm around Wally's shoulders and made Wally do the same to her.

"The funny thing about all of that mock conversation is that you believed me when I told you I would leave you alone, I mean come on Hippity Hoppity you dated a crazy girl before and should know that we'll do anything to get a boyfriend".

Wally at this point wished two things one that he never said no to Kuki about Total Drama Island and two that he never broke things off with her when he did.

"So we can to camp decked out in Kangaroo attire and then you and I will be the envy of every girl and guy of the Screaming Gophers that's my team and it'll be yours too, then I'm sure we can get your friends teamed up when they get there".

"Izzy you are going to make us a laughingstock of Total Drama Island in cruddy Roo costumes if you ask me" Wally said as Izzy's eyes danced with insanity and Wally saw her smile down at him with her insane smile her eyes matching.

"Wally I'm an insane, psychotic, all together looney toon camper, do you think for one second that I care if I make you and myself the laughingstock of Total Drama Island?" Izzy asked as the ride ended and Izzy spied a photo booth as she pulled Wally over to it.

"Now to commemorate my first date that's right I said first date, we're getting our picture taken and your going to smile if I have to make you".

Wally trudged up to the booth being pulled by Izzy until they reached it and she stuck her tongue out as Wally smiled a fake smile and the pictures came one after the other.

"Good now let's go ride the ferris wheel and then you can win me a teddy on one of the many carnival games they have here" Izzy said handing the ferris wheel man two tickets and finding seats in the front of everyone.

"I have to say Wally your better than the last boyfriend I had, he never took me on dates and he never kissed me, then one night he disappeared six feet under".

"Are you sure you didn't put him there yourself you crazy Shelia?, I mean you seem like the kind of Shelia who would do something like that" Wally said as Izzy turned to face him her eyes full of insanity and anger.

"Don't be an investigator Wally you might just end up joining him six feet under, I'm not a prime suspect at least that's what the police told me, he was suicidal and one night was just worst than the rest".

The ferris wheel started and we see Kuki giggling making notes in her notebook as she saw Izzy and Wally as volunteers for her first showmance on TDI.

"Great now that we have our first couple for a showmance let's see if we can get our enemy juices flowing and find two girl's who can't stand each other and make them room together" Kuki said as Chris smiled and stared at her.

"Where have you been all my life Kuki Sanaban?, I mean I could have used you for the first season to brew some of that enemy juice" Chris said as Kuki closed her notebook seeing Beth, Lindsay, and Heather fighting and she grinned.

"I think we can make three to a room don't you Chris?, with our enemies intact we need a showstopper somebody who will make the audience scream I can't believe they actually did that".

Chris and Kuki looked down from the ferris wheel and we see Gwen biting the head off a gummy bat and they knew that they found their showstopper for the second season.

"All right now we need to find two friends to get together and cause fights between them, you know make it look like the friends stealing from them, wearing their clothes without permission, stealing boys you know things like that" Kuki said as Katie and Sadie walked up with teddies giggling.

"Katie and Sadie thank you for volunteering, I can do so many things to end their friendship it's almost too easy to make them room together but friends will be enemies I always say".

"Next we need somebody to root for, somebody who already won Total Drama Island in their eyes and I have a bunch of nominees" Chris said as Kuki nodded in agreement.

"I have Nigel, Hoagie, Harold, Tyler, and Cody but I really don't know if Cody could win unless they played dodge ball the whole time at camp because he rocks that game".

The ferris wheel stopped and Izzy pulled Wally on a teddy wild goose chase because she was determined to get one and Wally was the one winning her one.

"After this we can get some cotton candy then it's back to your house for some TDI packing and I'll snuggle with you in your bed end of discussion" Izzy said as she saw Wally about to interject.

Wally groaned as he was led to a baseball toss with jugs standing up and Izzy smiled down at him pointing at a big purple bear.

"That's the one I'm going to name her Jam, and your going to win her for me if you know what's good for you".

Wally angrily tossed 5.00 down and threw the baseball knocking the jugs down in one round as Izzy jumped up and down giggling.

"Give me the purple bear Jam as she calls it and hurry up about it I have a lot of packing to do " Wally said as the huge purple bear was passed to Izzy and Rachel walked up with Nigel who kept his distance from Izzy.

"Hi Izzy I'm Rachel and Wally is a friend of mine, see my boyfriend over there Nigel says that Wally's in trouble but I don't see trouble here with you do you?" Rachel asked as Izzy motioned to slit Rachel's neck if she stared at Wally again.

"There you see she's the trouble Wally's in, she wants to kill whoever get's in her way and that includes me, you, or any of the other agents who try to save Wally from the psycho he's dating" Nigel said as Rachel grinned a plan formulating in her head.

"There hasn't been a girl yet that can scare our very own Numbah 82 Nigel, Fanny's the scariest, toughest, roughest agent we have under our command if she can't save Wally I don't know who can".

Well that's it for now please read and reply and I'll write more later today Rock on

Cindy'sboy93