1 Final Fantasy X: Post-Sin
Kimahri goes to school
The alarm clock rang.
"Shut up…"
It rang on.
"SHUT UP!"
Kimahri jumped out of bed, picked up the alarm clock, and threw it savagely to the ground. He picked it up again, and this time it flew at the wall. Upon impact, it shattered. Then Kimahri realized the alarm clock had served its purpose.
"Kimahri awake now," he said as he walked into the bathroom.
* * *
Wakka was in the kitchen making bacon. Lulu came in in her new pink nightgown.
"You know, Lulu," Wakka said, "I really don't think pink fits you very well."
"Why not?" Lulu asked.
"Your personality is too… dark for pink."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean-"
"Didn't you see me lighten up along out pilgrimage? I've become such a different person from back then! And you still say I act too dark?"
"I was just-"
"No! Enough, Wakka!"
Lulu was starting to stomp out when they heard an awful singing voice coming from the bathroom.
"And I-I-I! Will always, love YooooouuuuI- will always love yoooooou!"
"I wish he wouldn't sing in the shower," said Wakka, changing the subject, he asked Lulu, "Do you want some bacon? It's the best in Besaid, ya?"
"Ok," Lulu accepted.
Rikku walked into the kitchen, looking as if something had waken her up before she actually had to get up.
"What's that noise coming from the bathroom?"
"That's Kimahri," Wakka answered, "If you wanna share the rent with the rest of us, you'll have to get used to it. Yuna's still asleep. You'll be able to sleep through it too, soon enough, ya? In the meantime, want some bacon?"
"Sure."
* * *
Kimahri walked into the kitchen, his fur still damp.
"Hey, Kimahri!" Wakka called from the living room, "There's a plate of bacon waiting for you in there. Dig in, ya?"
"But…" Kimahri said aloud, but not loud enough for anyone out of the kitchen to hear, "Kimahri not like bacon…"
Kimahri dumped the bacon out of the window. Several stray dogs came and fought over it. It was three on three. Each group stood in rows. The battle menu appeared. One dog rushed forward and caused six damage to another, then leapt back to where it originally stood. The dogs took turns attacking each other, doing no more than fifteen damage. And they only did fifteen on critical hits. In the end, Two dogs remained, one boxer, and one terrier, with one HP each. The terrier's turn was first. It looked grim for the boxer… but the terrier missed! The boxer cast Ultima on the terrier and ate the bacon.
* * *
Kimahri came into the living room, where a backpack was waiting.
"You ready, big guy?" Wakka asked.
"Kimahri not want to go to school," Kimahri answered.
"We already talked about this, Kimahri," Lulu said, "If you want to live here, you have to go to school and learn how to talk right! It will not sound like there are cave people living here!"
Kimahri sighed. Lulu offered him his backpack and a smile.
"It won't be that bad," she said, "Now, get going."
* * *
"Now, class," the second grade teacher said, "We have a new student today. This is Kimahri. He helped save our asses from Yu-Yevon."
"Hi, Kimahri," The class said monotonously.
"My name is Ms. Applebee," the teacher said.
"Me Kimahri," Kimahri answered.
"No, no, no!" Ms. Applebee snapped, "That won't do at all! Say 'My name is Kimahri.'"
"Kimahri no remember all that!"
"Ms. Applebee?" a student asked, "Is Kimahri stupid?"
"No," Ms. Applebee answered, "No one is stupid."
One boy threw a paper airplane at Kimahri for .000001 damage. Kimahri pulled out his spear from out of nowhere and attacked the boy for 37,000 damage. The boy was instantly KOed.
"Kimahri!" Ms. Applebee said, "We don't do that in here!"
"He attack Kimahri! Kimahri defend self!"
"I didn't see him attack you! I saw you attack him! If he does something, you tell me! You don't take matters into your own hands! You're going to the principal's office!"
The whole class (except for the boy) gave an "OOO!"
* * *
Kimahri came home with an angry look on his face.
"How was your first day?" Wakka asked.
"Kimahri hate school," Kimahri answered. He handed Wakka a referral.
Wakka read aloud. "Kimahri was sent to the principal's office today for KOing another student. Now, Kimahri, I know you are used to attacking anything that attacks you, but in school, you gotta tell the teacher. Now, promise this won't happen again?"
"Kimahri promise," Kimahri answered.
"Now, go on," Wakka said, "Go have fun, ya?"
Kimahri goes to school
The alarm clock rang.
"Shut up…"
It rang on.
"SHUT UP!"
Kimahri jumped out of bed, picked up the alarm clock, and threw it savagely to the ground. He picked it up again, and this time it flew at the wall. Upon impact, it shattered. Then Kimahri realized the alarm clock had served its purpose.
"Kimahri awake now," he said as he walked into the bathroom.
* * *
Wakka was in the kitchen making bacon. Lulu came in in her new pink nightgown.
"You know, Lulu," Wakka said, "I really don't think pink fits you very well."
"Why not?" Lulu asked.
"Your personality is too… dark for pink."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean-"
"Didn't you see me lighten up along out pilgrimage? I've become such a different person from back then! And you still say I act too dark?"
"I was just-"
"No! Enough, Wakka!"
Lulu was starting to stomp out when they heard an awful singing voice coming from the bathroom.
"And I-I-I! Will always, love YooooouuuuI- will always love yoooooou!"
"I wish he wouldn't sing in the shower," said Wakka, changing the subject, he asked Lulu, "Do you want some bacon? It's the best in Besaid, ya?"
"Ok," Lulu accepted.
Rikku walked into the kitchen, looking as if something had waken her up before she actually had to get up.
"What's that noise coming from the bathroom?"
"That's Kimahri," Wakka answered, "If you wanna share the rent with the rest of us, you'll have to get used to it. Yuna's still asleep. You'll be able to sleep through it too, soon enough, ya? In the meantime, want some bacon?"
"Sure."
* * *
Kimahri walked into the kitchen, his fur still damp.
"Hey, Kimahri!" Wakka called from the living room, "There's a plate of bacon waiting for you in there. Dig in, ya?"
"But…" Kimahri said aloud, but not loud enough for anyone out of the kitchen to hear, "Kimahri not like bacon…"
Kimahri dumped the bacon out of the window. Several stray dogs came and fought over it. It was three on three. Each group stood in rows. The battle menu appeared. One dog rushed forward and caused six damage to another, then leapt back to where it originally stood. The dogs took turns attacking each other, doing no more than fifteen damage. And they only did fifteen on critical hits. In the end, Two dogs remained, one boxer, and one terrier, with one HP each. The terrier's turn was first. It looked grim for the boxer… but the terrier missed! The boxer cast Ultima on the terrier and ate the bacon.
* * *
Kimahri came into the living room, where a backpack was waiting.
"You ready, big guy?" Wakka asked.
"Kimahri not want to go to school," Kimahri answered.
"We already talked about this, Kimahri," Lulu said, "If you want to live here, you have to go to school and learn how to talk right! It will not sound like there are cave people living here!"
Kimahri sighed. Lulu offered him his backpack and a smile.
"It won't be that bad," she said, "Now, get going."
* * *
"Now, class," the second grade teacher said, "We have a new student today. This is Kimahri. He helped save our asses from Yu-Yevon."
"Hi, Kimahri," The class said monotonously.
"My name is Ms. Applebee," the teacher said.
"Me Kimahri," Kimahri answered.
"No, no, no!" Ms. Applebee snapped, "That won't do at all! Say 'My name is Kimahri.'"
"Kimahri no remember all that!"
"Ms. Applebee?" a student asked, "Is Kimahri stupid?"
"No," Ms. Applebee answered, "No one is stupid."
One boy threw a paper airplane at Kimahri for .000001 damage. Kimahri pulled out his spear from out of nowhere and attacked the boy for 37,000 damage. The boy was instantly KOed.
"Kimahri!" Ms. Applebee said, "We don't do that in here!"
"He attack Kimahri! Kimahri defend self!"
"I didn't see him attack you! I saw you attack him! If he does something, you tell me! You don't take matters into your own hands! You're going to the principal's office!"
The whole class (except for the boy) gave an "OOO!"
* * *
Kimahri came home with an angry look on his face.
"How was your first day?" Wakka asked.
"Kimahri hate school," Kimahri answered. He handed Wakka a referral.
Wakka read aloud. "Kimahri was sent to the principal's office today for KOing another student. Now, Kimahri, I know you are used to attacking anything that attacks you, but in school, you gotta tell the teacher. Now, promise this won't happen again?"
"Kimahri promise," Kimahri answered.
"Now, go on," Wakka said, "Go have fun, ya?"