Hitsugaya looked at Renji, Ichigo, Matsumoto and some other people talking about drugs and such. Suddenly a memory popped in his head when they mentioned acid. He walked up to them.
"Humm….taicho? What are you doing over here," Matsumoto asked as looked down at her captain who was in a deep frown.
"If you're going to
do drugs then don't do acid on a blue carpet. Bad idea. Especially
when you're afraid of open water," he shuddered at the thought.
"Never again," he said as he began to walk away.
"Wait,"
Ichigo called out to him. "How in the fucking world would you know
that," Ichigo said as he looked at Hitsugaya's face searching for
any expression other than a frown. And boy did he get one. Hitsugaya
gave him huge smile.
"Personal experience.
The carpet turns into an ocean of water and then you start panicking
and try to swim. Tis hilarious and the people around that aren't
high look at you like your crazy," Hitsugaya said in a cheery
voice.
"….. And you've been high before," Renji asked.
Hitsugaya's smiled even bigger.
"More times you'll
ever know," he chirped. The other shinigami looked at him for a few
seconds. "What?" he asked with his cocked to the side with an
innocent look in his face. They continued to stare at him.
Ichigo
smiled at him "So Toushiro do you think you can tell use a few
stories about you being high," he asked as he patted Hitsugaya on
the head. Hitsugaya swatted the hand away and smile at him.
"Sure but only if you
agree to follow the rules. They're very important to survive being
high," Hitsugaya said sternly as his smile vanished and turned into
a frown. Ichigo looked at him for a few seconds then smiled.
"Whatever you say Toushiro," he replied as they all sat down
on the grass.
"It's Hitsugaya –taicho!" he snapped as he
looked at all of them. "Any one ever been high before," he asked
as he sat down next to Renji. They looked at each other for a few
seconds. Renji raised his hand along with Rukia. Hitsugaya looked at
them. "Really?" he asked as he looked at them for a few seconds.
They both nodded.
"It was MJ," Rukia said. She looked around
at the people staring at her. "Never fall asleep in front of Renji
when he's high," she said as she glared at Renji. He smiled at
her.
"Carrot up the ass?" Hitsugaya asked. She nodded as she
tried to kill Renji by glaring at him and imagining his head
exploding. Not working. She gave up after a while. "Anyway never do
it on a roof --acid-- or near some high place. You'll think you
can fly. Trust me you can't. Like one time my friend Kouen you
don't know him he jumped off a really high bridge and started
flapping his arms saying I CAN FLY!! I CAN FLYYY!! He couldn't,"
Hitsugaya said with a smile and tried not to laugh. The shinigami
burst out laughing.
"What happened to him," Ichigo asked
between laughing fits.
"He was in the hospital for 5 months.
Not fun in fact it was as boring as hell all he did was lay there,"
Hitsugaya mobbed. Renji smile at him. Hitsugaya looked up at him
"What are you staring at," he snapped and glared at him.
"Ya
know you're adorable when you pout," said ignoring Hitsugaya's
question. He pinched his cheek. Hitsugaya slapped his hand away and
proceeded to beat him to a living pulp with a sledge hammer.
Matsumoto grabbed the sledge Hammer away from him.
"Taicho! Where did
you get a sledge hammer?!" she yelled as she looked him in the
eyes.
"Your ass," he replied and tried to grab it back.
Matsumoto pulled it out off his reach only angering him further. Meanwhile the other shinigami looked at them like they were insane.
Which they probably are. Hitsugaya grabbed the sledge hammer back and
sat back down.