I do not own Lord of the Rings. The other day, I noticed another thing about Mary Sues. They always seem to fall in love with Legolas or Aragorn. Not in this fic though . . .
Gandalf wanted to smash something with his staff. Really. Really. Badly. These beautiful, perfect girls kept falling mysteriously out of the sky and falling in love with Legolas or Aragorn.
The amount of times he has had to erase their memories so they could get on with this stupid quest was unreal. One after another, they would fall from the heavens and mostly Legolas would be in awe of their heavenly beauty and Aragorn would hide it, only to announce his undying love the next day.
He had learnt this were really pathetic, lonely girls from a different world who had an unhealthy obsession with either the man or elf. But what about poor Gandalf? Does he get any alluring women craving his love? Nope, zero, zilch, nada!
Suddenly, sunlight rained down so brightly, if you looked at it, you would be blinded.
Here comes another one, Gandalf thought bitterly. Then his jaw dropped open.
A women of around eighty fell into a conveniently placed pile of leaves in front of them (there always seemed to be a pile of leaves in front of them). She had grey streaks in her faded black hair and was slightly hunched over. She carried a walking stick. And Gandalf's day was made when she stood up and fell into his arms.
"My . . . Back," she moaned.
"Don't worry, my dear," Gandalf said with a smile. "Let me help you."
But as soon as the women saw his face, see jumped a mile backwards.
"Don't be afraid," Gandalf said. "You seem to have fallen-"
"I know perfectly well that I'm in Middle Earth and that's the problem," she said angrily.
"Why, my sweet?" Gandalf asked. None of the other Mary Sues had acted like this before.
"Firstly, I am not your sweet or dear, and secondly, I was looking for Albus Dumbledore."
What do y'all think? If you liked this try reading my other Mary Sue bashing story The Ten Members of the Fellowship.
Please review but please, no flames! There are more chapters to this, but all basically about Mary Sues.