Ravenclaw Book Two: Wise

by Pwnie3

Sequel to Ravenclaw. Hermione Granger and Crew have finished first year, but what awaits them in second year? Will Nico and Hermione finally admit their love for each other? Will Seamus and Dean just kiss already? Will Victoria decide between Anthony and Terrence? Will Colin reveal more about his past and just f*ck his boyfriend already? Rated M to be safe.

1. Chapter 1

THIS IS NOT AN UPDATE, THIS IS AN A/N. IGNORE IT IF YOU WANT, BUT IT HAS IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE REST OF THE STORY

Warnings: There will be homosexuality and vulgar language. There will be alcohol consumption. There will be sexual innuendos and possibly pedophilic teachers *coughcough Lockhart couchcouch*. This is not a story for children under the age or mental age of 10, possibly 11. Say this next word out loud.

Poop.

If you laughed, you probably shouldn't be reading this.

The prologue will be posted on the 29th of July. I will update once a week, on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. I need to proof these chapters and I will not send them to my teenaged brother, who still laughs at poop jokes. I just laugh at boob jokes.

BEWBIES.

First things first, I need to tell you guys something. I have almost a month before I go back to school. I will be writing longer chapters over longer periods of time. Each one will be at least 3,500 words, however I will need time for this. Once school starts, while 4,000 words used to take me two days, it will take me a week once term begins.

Once school starts, prepare for bitching and moaning on my part about grades and horrid teachers and how I didn't want this class or I don't belong in Geometry yet or something along those lines. But, hey, my lowest grade was a B- and it was in Pre-Algebra, so unless my final scores come in with an amazing math score, I'll just be in Algebra.

I want your headcanons. Only headcanons that I can weave into the story, so only ones pertaining to these characters or this story in particular, like my Nico Hugs headcanons. Or just random headcanons of HPPJO awesomeness.

Also, I had the sudden urge to assign sexual preferences to all the characters I use. After I'm done with the full story, I'll post the Excel pages on my deviantART account, just so you can see all that I did to class these characters. To see how invested I was in this story.

I also will continue to ask for your OCs. I might not use them, but I'll still put them on the masterlist just in case. So, yeah. Give me OC love.

Anyways, I love you guys, just needed to have you guys see this before I posted the first chapter (Oxygen Magnesium! (Geddit? Funny haha? Science jokes?)) on this next story.

Just ignore my science joke. Bad joke is bad. I blame my brother.

DISCLAIMER FOR THIS ENTIRE STORY SO NO-ONE CAN SAY I DIDN'T: THE ONLY CHARACTERS THAT ARE MINE ARE MY OCS, THE OTHER OCS BELONG TO VARIOUS PEOPLE WHO WERE AMAZING AND AWESOME TO LET ME USE THEIR CHARACTERS. THE OTHER CHARACTERS, SUCH AS HERMIONE GRANGER, NICO DI ANGELO, DRACO MALFOY, AND MINERVA MCGONAGALL BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN AND THE ONLY TRUE BEING OF ULTIMATE POWER WORTH WORSHIP IN THIS LIFE BESIDES GEORGE CARLIN AND TOM HIDDLESTON, J. K. ROWLING. THE PLOTLINE IS BASED OFF THE STORYLINE FROM THE MIND OF THE MAGNIFICENT AND GLORIOUS J.K. ROWLING.

Enjoy the story once I post it. Give me reviews, for they are love. I need love, just not physically, unless it involves boobs.

BEWBIES

Peace, Love, and Bacon,

Pwnie3