Madee: Hello!
Pi: HI!
Madee: This is me and Pi's first fanfiction on our collaborative account.
Pi: Because we are just amazing like that! Ok...neither of us owns Harry Potter or any other series that might come up.
Madee: But we are awesome enough to!
Pi: So...*magic powers Harry Potter characters*
Harry: *looks around* Wh...where are we?
Madee: Dares Inc.!
Hermione: Wow! Look at this place! It's steeped in history! Like, did you know-
Ron: Hermione, stop being a know it all...
Hermione: Well, excuse me if you're too much of an idio-
Pi: NONE OF THAT! Stop fighting! Sheesh... You two are supposed to be in love!
Ron and Hermione: What? We are? *blush*
Madee: Pi... That happens later! Gosh.
Pi: O.O;... Heh... ANYWHO, you all must review with some dares!
Madee: OR THIS STORY WILL NOT WORK. Hey it's Fred...
Fred: Yeah, it's me...
Pi: Aren't you dead?
Madee: LATER! Postpone my misery!
Pi: Yeah. About that. This is T, cuz it can get a lil racy... You never know...
Madee: REVIEW YOU FOOLS!