"Riku..." A deep voice said in a hushed tone. It was much too dark to see his face, but his voice was easily recognizable. "I...Am your father."
"What?" The teenager stepped closer for a better view of the man. "No you're not."
"Okay, I'm not. But come to the dark side anyways!"
"Um...I don't think so. What in the world makes you think I'd go with you?"
"Because, Riku." He turned to face the silver-haired boy. "We have cookies."
Riku collapsed "NOOOOOOO!" Three words. The very simple words. Yet, to Riku, what they meant was worse than death. The world's supply of cookies was dropping, and no-one had tasted the sweetness in years.
"COOKIES!" a fire-haired man sang as he ran around in the dark, holding a trey of cookies.
"AXEL SHUT UP! Now..what do you say, boy? Join me to hunt and destroy your best friend, Or say goodbye to the sweetness of cookies. For-EVER!"
As if the choice weren't already hard enough, 9 more men dressed in black cloaks danced around singing "Cookies! Cookies! Lalalalalala~!" Some more enthusiastic than others. And a high piched laugh came from somewhere above.
"Larxene! We aren't doing the laugh!"
"aw."
Silence
Silence
Silence
"Okay. I'll join you." The group immediately began laughing and screeching "IF!"
"If?" Came the voice
"If...If you give the cookie recipe back to the world...AND"
"And?"
"And...you don't destroy Sora. Torture him all you want, he deserves it for how he treated you guys and...well...frankly he creeps me out. Just don't physically harm him. Okay?"
"Aw."
Silence.
"Fine. Cookies go back, and we wont PHYSICALLY hurt your friend...only mentally."
"Good. Shouldn't be too hard. You ALL belong in a mental hospital, anyway. Sora's crazy already."
Silence.
"Mental hospital, luv? The drunken brit asked.
"Not a bad idea." Larxene said. "All these guys are morons."
Mental hospital.
Silence.
Cookies.
Dark.
Cows.
Balloon animals.
End.
Behold: boredom.
Of Course the Dark Side has cookies! How else would they get so many members?
Namine makes the cookies. Her recipe is so good that they kidnapped her for the cookies.