AN: I don't own anything pertaining to FFVII. Short, silly little chapters designed to make you laugh. Enjoy! This will be updated as I get inspiration. Feel free to send me ideas!
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A low beep emanates from Angeal's pocket. Pulling out his PHS, Angeal discovers that he has a text, from Zack.
Hey Angeal! Good news! I just got my vagina today! Now I'm ready to take missions again!
Angeal's face paled significantly as he read the text. Just to be sure he read it right, he reread it. Yup, it said exactly what he read the first time around.
Fingers slackening, Angeal's PHS drops to the floor under his desk with a clatter. Looking up at the noise, Sephiroth and Genesis both notice Angeal's pale complexion and horrified stare.
"What's wrong Angeal?" Sephiroth asks.
Angeal didn't move or make any notion that he was going to respond.
"Angeal?" Genesis snaps his fingers in front of his friend's face.
Angeal comes to with a start.
"What?"
"Your face got really pale, and you dropped your PHS. What happened that scared you so badly?" Genesis informed Angeal.
"Oh. That" Angeal shudders as he remembers what the text said. "I got a text from Zack saying, well, you can read it for yourself." Angeal said as he repressed another shudder.
Bending down, Sephiroth felt around until he located Angeal's PHS. Turning the phone around, Sephiroth quickly read what was on the tiny screen; out loud so Genesis could hear its contents.
Genesis howled with laughter. "The Puppy got himself a gender switch!"
Sephiroth's brow furrowed as he thought about what the rest of the message had said.
"Why is he excited to go on missions again? Doesn't he know that SOLDIER is male only? He can't be a SOLDIER anymore if he has a vagina now." Sephiroth commented baldly.
Angeal brought a hand to his face and scrubbed. Leave it to Sephiroth to speak so bluntly.
"I'm going to text him back, letting him know that he can't be in SOLDIER anymore. Err, let her know." Angeal told his friends.
Zack, you do realize that by getting a vagina(Angeal blushed as he typed this), you can no longer be a member of SOLDIER, right?
WHAT?! I meant vaccine! Not vagina! Stupid auto-correct!
Angeal let out a sigh of relief at the responding text.