Americans, their put on this earth to annoy Englishmen, I swear! Thought Arthur as he lay on his bed in his room. His wall was well decorated with punk band posters and even an out of place picture of the queen. When he was little he'd say that he was going to marry the queen. His 'mother' was the one to break the news to him that he couldn't marry her. He was heartbroken.

If you're wondering why Arthur was thinking about Americans it was because of Alfred. He'd been in the backyard taking care of his plants when suddenly Alfred had come over and with some of his precious dandelions in hand. Then he handed it to him!

Arthur yelled at him, and even questioned his mental capacity. The boy looked surprised and hurt. He was younger than Arthur by a year, but he was somehow taller. The boys had grown up their whole lives in the 'United Nations Orphanage' it was basically a place for orphans with different ethnicities. He was just beginning to calm down when his roommate walked in. He hated his roommate, and his roommate hated him. No doubt about that. He was French, Arthur was English.

"Why did I see a rather flustered American out in the hall? It is annoying when someone is standing right outside the door. Did you two love birds have a quarrel?" were the first smug words out of his stupid frog mouth.

These words took him by surprise. "What? What did you say?" he asked

"I said there is a rather-"Francis never finished his sentence because Alfred chose right then to barge in.

"Um… Francis I need to talk to Arthur … ALONE!" ordered Alfred.

Alfred was everything Arthur wasn't. Where Arthur was scrawny, Alfred was filled out. Where Alfred was tan, Arthur was a sickly pale. And so on and so forth.

Francis gave Arthur one last smug look, and left the room. Closing the door behind him.

They stood there in silence. Arthur curious sat up.

"Arthur I'm sorry. I didn't realize, I didn't think-"

"That's the problem you're never thinking. Why are you such an idiot?"

"Arthur-"

"And why is it you're always trying out for sports? So you can become a total jock?"

"Arthur!"

"And another thing what is with that grin of yours? It's all teeth and digus-" Arthur couldn't finished his sentence. Because a certain American's lips were caressing a certain Englishman's. His hands in fists, and Alfred's huge ones engulfed them as he held them back from assaulting him. Alfred's knee on the bed giving him balance.

After awhile Arthur slowly let his hands down. Than without even thinking, he deepened the kiss. They kissed like this a good 5 minutes. Before regretfully parting from the intimate act. Alfred grinned that grin of his that made Arthur blush.

"I was trying to give those to you to say your as important to me as your garden is to you!" these words startled Arthur. He looked up into the ocean of blue. Only to find himself blushing.

"Anyway. Do you wanna go out with me?" Arthur's pulse quickened at those words. Egvdihj n JYHTVH87654yH8iK"(*jHGVBNKytghk9876HGFVBNbgf!$$% Then the two had hot and heavy sex ALL NIGHT LONG! 5643dc$#%SASFAADSDFrwfhv$#brb35v5 IDIOT! ALFRED! WE DID NOT DO THAT! A-at least not on the first date…BUvUV878675 YOU READ IT FOLKS STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH! EVENTUALLY WE HAD HOT AND HEAVY SEX ALL NIGHT LONG! !)(&7^%$ STUPID! I'M TRYING TO RECREATE THE DAY YOU TOLD ME HOW YOU FELT! AND ANYWAY STOP STEALING THE COMPUTER FROM MGjb875433(&^&^$%

Sorry. Love you babe and these past 20 years have been bliss*kisses*