Title: Friends with Benefits

Rating: M (for obvious reasons)

Pairing: Tony D./Ziva D. (Tiva)

A/N: This was an idea that came to me while I was watching The Big Bang Theory when sheldon asks what friends with benefits are. So I hope you all like it. Enjoy!

Tony was sitting at his desk when his desk phone began ring. He looked at the caller ID and smiled, "DiNozzo,"

"Is McGee there?"

"Yeah,"

"Damn. I need you," Ziva said.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah. Is there anyway of leaving? You can even tell him that it's me,"

"I'll try,"

"Please hurry,"

"I am,"

"I'm at your apartment,"

"Okay. Sounds good," Tony said and hung up the phone. He turned to McGee. "That was Ziva. Don't tell Gibbs or Bishop. I'll be back," Tony grabbed his backpack and ran to the elevator. He got to his car and drove to his apartment. Tony saw Ziva waiting outside his door with a smirk on her face, "What's up?"

"Not what I thought would be," Ziva said. Tony smiled and leaned in and kissed her.

Tony pulled away, "I really love when you call,"

"I know," Ziva breathed. She reached into his pocket and pulled out his keys. "Just unlock the door please," Tony took the keys out of her hands and unlocked his door. He pushed Ziva in and slammed the door behind him in a heated rush. Ziva jumped in his arms and Tony held her in place. He walked to his bedroom, which now by the way has a queen sized bed, and placed her down. They usually do this at her place so when her butt hit the bed she pulled away from the kiss and said, "New bed?"

"Yeah. I figured you'd want to sleepover after we do this,"

"I do," She said and then kissed him again. They took off each other's clothes and pulled apart when necessary. Tony pulled away and ran into the bathroom to get a condom. Ziva was sitting on his bed, naked, waiting for him to come back. She got bored so she started to touch herself. Tony walked out of the bathroom and smirked.

"That is so hot,"

"I got tired of waiting,"ed. "Now come over here so I can help you put on that condom,"

"I don't need-" Tony started then grinned. "Oh,"

"Yeah," Ziva smiled and got on her knees and moved over to him. She took the condom out of his hand and then opened it. She rolled it on his hard dick and Tony tried not to moan as she did this. Just as she finished, Tony's phone began to ring. They both groaned and he picked it up. He pressed ignore and then put it on silent. He lifted Ziva up and then got on the bed. He entered her slowly and they both moaned. Tony put his head in the crook of her neck and started to suck on it. He started to move his dick in a out a little faster now. Ziva flipped them over so she was on top. She rode him so hard and fast until they both came. "Fuck me. Yes! Oh yes!" Tony reached down and started to rub her clit. She threw her head back and moaned. "Yes Tony! Yes! Right there!" Ziva screamed as she came. Tony grunted as he filled the condom up with his cum. Ziva fell onto his chest and and Tony wrapped his arm around her. Ziva smiled and kissed his neck then started to suck on it. Tony smiled and pulled his dick out of her. Ziva sighed and rolled off of Tony.

"I really hate to do this but I should get back to work," Tony said.

"I understand," Ziva said. "I did call for sex in the middle of the day,"

"It's called a booty call and thats what friends with benefits are for,"

"Friends with benefits?"

"Yeah. When two friends such as ourselves have sex with no meaning or anything,"

"Have you been with anyone else?"

"No. Have you?"

"No," Ziva simply stated. She got out of his bed and started to gather her clothes. "Can I use your shower?"

"Yeah," Tony smiled. "Wanna have dinner later?"

"Yes. I would love that," Ziva smiled and went into his bathroom. She started the shower and waited for it to heat up. Tony popped his head in.

"Do you want me to wait for you to finish?"

"No. I think I know where a copy of your key is,"

"Okay," Tony smiled. "Hey, come here," Ziva walked over to him and he leaned down and kissed her. He pulled away, "I'll see you later. I'll pick you up at 7:30?"

"I'll be waiting," Ziva smiled and then Tony left. He got dressed and then walked out his door. He locked the door behind him and walked down to his car.

A/N: Okay guys! I'm back! I really hoped you liked this! I was just really bored and thought of an idea. I don't care if any of you don't like it because I don't give a fuck anymore about haters. Haters gonna hate.