Once upon a time in a galaxy far away there was a boy called harry potter whos parents got kiled and stuf by a weird snake dude called voldmot or something and harry got sent to live with his mean uncle and aunt by a guy with a beard called hagrid.
When harry was eleven he realised that he was actually a super wizard who was better than every wizard ever including merlin because harry is so much better than old people with beards and ugly clothes.
Harry used his super magic to find out where the horcruxes were and then blew them up with his mind in 2.4 secs. He then teleported to vokdemort who saw him and relized how awesome and cool harry was so he cried and then harry looked so awesome and made his heads fly off and he died lol.
The other wizrds realised how awesome harry was and then made him the wizard king of the world and harry smiled and accepted because he was the best person ever and so kind and brave and clever and funny.
All of the other people in the world were so happy that merlin woke up form his sleep and came up to harry on his throne and said you are so smart i could never be anywhere near as cool as you and stuff so harry looked at him and because he was so kind he let merlin live in his magic castle he built with his super magic.
Harry was lonely in his super awesome magic castle on his own sohe decided to brign his mum and dad back to life. Harry used his powers to make death appear and then punched death and made him bring his parents back to life. Harrys parents looked up and saw harry as a kind and realised he was so amazing. Harrys mum then said harry you are amazing and the best son evar. Harrys dad then said i am proud of you and then they hugged and they were happy.
Harry decided to go off into space because life on wizardtopia planet which was what he named it was boring. He used his super magic to build a spaceship and flew away, he saw goku fighing a bad guy and realised that he was way better than goku so used his magic to kill goku before he could think and then he killed the bad guy with one punch.
Now that he killed goku everyone in the whle universe realiesd how cool he was so he became king of the universe and evrybody who worshippped him were hapy and content. The other were shipped off to interplanetary work camps were they would toil the rest of their days wasting away in despair. So evyone was well happy with that
Harry decided to have an adventure so he used his magic powers to go back in time and he realised that in the dinosar time that voldemort had teamed up with fuhrer rex to destroy him finally. Harry was so smart he smiled and said come get me they were so dumb they ran after him being mad so he tripped them over and they died because he punched them so hard that they both died with one punch because he was so cool.
Harry then went back to the now time and went out with hermione and then they kissed and evyone lived happily ever after because of him and how awesome and amazing he is.