Just Sugar?
A sugar high Duo, Relena bashing, and pink Gundams, nuff said Warnings- Non-yaoi (but implications), Language, and lots of Pixi-Stix Disclaimer: I Own Gundam Wing! Mwahahaha! Ok. Damn, oh well Gundam Wing belongs to Sunrise and company and Pixi-Stix belongs to uh.... whoever they belong to. But whoever they are...I love them...
At Safe-House
Heero: Where's Duo?
Wu fei: At the store
Quatra: What's he getting?
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Ah good we were running out of sugar
Heero and Wu fei: *Sweatdrops*
Heero: You let DUO go buy SUGAR?!
Trowa: ...
Wu fei: Nani?! Talk baka!
Quatra: You shouldn't be fighting at all!
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Thank you, Trowa, I have been working on that line
Heero: Umm...yeeeeeah
Wu fei: Err...uh...hmm
At Store
Clerk: Can I help you sir?
Duo: Uh...yeah where's the sugar?
Clerk: Second aisle
Duo: Thanks *Walks off*
Duo: Hmm...brown, white, and PIXI-STIX?! This is a better store than I thought.
Clerk: *Stares down at large bag filled with Pixi-Stix* Umm...I thought ya' wanted sugar
Duo: This IS sugar, just uh...flavored and colorful.
Back At Safe-House
Heero: Where is h...
Duo: I'M BACK!!!
Trowa: ...
Quatra: You're right there was nothing to worry about
Duo: *Sweatdrops* Jeez thanks guys
Heero: Duo, Hand. The. Bag. Over.
Duo: *Hands bag to Heero* Oh, good. It was getting heavy.
Heero: * Looks in bag and pales*
Wu fei: Nani?
Heero: It..It's...It's PINK!
Duo: And yellow, blue and of course green
Quatra: Is it edible?
Trowa: *Sweatdrops*...
Quatra: I don't wanna find out either *Stares at Duo*
Duo: Nani? What?! It's just PINK! *It's not exactly a lie is it?* Here I'll Try it first
Heero: Nah, It wouldn't help. You can eat anything and come out unharmed.
Duo: I resent that!
Wu fei: Shut Up Maxwell! You're so annoying
Duo: And you're not Mr. I'm gonna rant about the injustice in the world for 24/7 non-stop
*Duo and Wu fei continue to fight*
Quatra: *Looks into bag then at Heero and Trowa, then back into bag* So what do we do with it?
Heero: *Sighs* Give it to Duo
Trowa: *Eyes widen* ...!
Quatra: I agree
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Trowa: *Glares at Duo and Wu fei* ...!!!
*Duo and Wu fei stop fighting*
Duo: Sorry T-Man
Heero and Wu fei: Not you too
Duo: *Grins*
Later on that afternoon
Heero: ...
Duo: *Giggles insanely* HEE-CHAN! *Jumps on Heero's back* Piggy-Back Ride, Piggy-Back Ride, PIGGY-BACK RIDE!
Heero: *Gets his hair pulled* Damn it Duo, get the Hell off! Duo: Don't yell Hee-Chan, It's not nice... but you're not nice are ya?
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Wu fei: *Walks in Duo and Heero's room* What the f**k is going ON!!!
Trowa and Quatra: *run in room*
Quatra: Uh...mm...uh...
Trowa: *Sweatdrops*
Heero: Get. Him. OFF!!!
Wu fei, Quatra, and Trowa: *Pull Duo to thew ground taking Heero with him*
Heero: Damn it! *Gets off floor* Quatra go get..."The Jacket"
Quatra, Trowa, and Wu fei: *Pale*
Heero: It is necessary
Quatra: *Nods* O...Ok *Runs off to find... "The Jacket"*
Trowa: ...
Duo: Huh? Oh. ...
Trowa: ...
Duo: ...
Trowa: ...
Duo: COOL!!! *Runs downstairs*
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Wu fei: *Sweatdrops*
Trowa: ...?!
Heero, Wu fei, and Trowa: *Walks downstairs*
Quatra: Umm...hi
Heero: Where is he?
Quatra *Looks at locked closet*
Heero: Oh
Trowa: ...
Quatra: No, I couldn't get it
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Actually, he ran into the closet by himself. I just closed and locked it.
Heero: Hn...
Wu fei: Baka
Duo: Come on, come on, come on. Lemme out...HEERO!!!
Heero: Hn
Duo: Don't give me that, lemme out Heero! Pleaaase...
Heero: *Sweatdrops* Hn... *Opens closet door*
Duo: *Grins* You're my hero, Heero (pun intended) *Runs to phone*
Trowa: ...
Quatra: I couldn't find it. Heero where's..."The Jacket"?
Heero: DUO!!! Where'd you put the damned jacket?!
Duo: I'm not saying
Heero: DUO!!! Where is IT!!!
Duo: ...
Trowa: ...
Duo: ...
Trowa: *To Quatra* ...
Quatra: Oh, Heero, it's in the basement and technically Duo didn't say where it was
Heero: Hn...whatever *Walks off to the basement*
Wu fei: Who are you calling Duo?
Duo: *Smiles* ...
Wu fei: DUO!
Duo: *smirks* ...
Wu fei: Baka...
Duo: *grins*
Wu Fei: That scares me...
Phone: Blahblahblah
Duo: Um...hi, can I speak with Ms. Relena?
Phone: Blahblahblah
Duo: Hehe THANK YOU!!!
Phone: Blahblahblah!!!
Duo: Whoops SORRY!!! Hehe..!
Wu fei: Did he just say...Hehe?
*Zooms in on phone call*
Duo: ...
Relena: Hello, Heero?
Duo: ...
Relena: Hmm...Not answering Hi, Heero
Duo: I know what you did last summer
Relena: I admit I KILLED HIM!!!
Duo: *grins* Relena killed em', Relena killed em'!!!
Relena: *Cries* You...You don't have... have to be mean about it
Duo: Heero wants to kill you
Relena: Wha...
Duo: Did ya know that? He does, he wants ta' shoot you
Relena: *Cries* Stooooop
Duo: Better yet he wants to blast you with Wings Beam-Rifle
Relena: But he can't... HE LOVES ME!!!
Duo: whaaaatever
Relena: But *Sniffles* but he does. Doesn't he?
Duo: Wanna talk to him
Relena: (sniffles* Heero? HEERO!!!
Duo: HEE-CHAN!!! Relena-san wants ta talk ta ya
Heero: *Walks in with..."The Jacket"* Damn it Duo! Tell her I'm not here or something. Anything!
Duo: Anything? *blinks innocently* Relena I was wrong Heero loooves youuu. He wants to marrrry yoooou
Relena: Ye..yeah?
Duo: mn hm
Heero: *Death glare*
Duo: Err...um...and then he wants to send ya ta Hell
Relena: *Starts crying*
Heero: *Shrugs* Planned on doing that anyway
Wu fei: *Whispers to Quatra and Trowa* Heero always says that
Heero: I HEARD THAT!
Wu fei: ...
Trowa: *glares*
Wu fei: What'd I say?!
Quatra: Don't talk about Trowa's mother like that!!!
Wu fei: *sweatdrops* er...
Duo: *Hangs up phone*
Heero: *Sighs* Duo put this jacket on, it'll look good on you
Duo: No
Heero: If you don't...I'll call Hilde over here
Duo: Aghh!!! No!!! Not HER! I'm sorry for calling Relena, I'm sorry for being annoying, I'm sorry for painting Wing 0 PINK!!!
Heero: ...That was YOU?!
Duo: Uh...no it was Relena *Picks up phone* Bad Relena bad...damn
Quatra: Oh no *Runs behind Trowa*
Wu fei: Weaklin...
Heero: DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: I'll put that jacket on now
Heero: *Pulls a gun out of God knows where* I'll KILL YOU!!!
Duo: Eeeps *Runs out the front door*
Heero: Get back here!
Duo: Gotta catch me first
Quatra: Ah, how cute, playing hard to get
Wulfi: *Runs to bathroom to stop bloody nose* Damn it Quatra!!!
Quatra: What'd I say?
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Whoops
Trowa: ...
Quatra: How bout' McDonalds? *Puppy eyes*
Trowa: *Sighs* ...
Quatra: Yeah!!! I want a Happy Meal!
A few hours later
Quatra and Trowa: *Come home to a pissed Wu fei*
Quatra: Umm... What's wrong?
Wu fei: Go look at your Gundams... my poor Nataku, the injustice!
Wu fei, Quatra, and Trowa: *Walk to MS hanger*
Quatra: No!!! My baby, Sandrock!!!
Trowa: ...!!!
Wu fei: Duo gave Heero some of that *Sniffles* sugar crap *Sniffles* and they... MY NATAKU!!! *Starts Crying*
Duo and Heero: *Walk in hanger*
Duo: But your Gundams look good in pink
Heero: Yeah, anyways those old colors were getting boring
Wu fei, Trowa, and Quatra: *Death glares*
Duo: *Sighs*...run...
Heero: I want my mommy NOW!!!
THE END^-^
Author's Notes: This is my very first fanfic ever! I know the format is a little weird and I'm not usually fond of it but it seemed to go well with the story. I've started on the second chappy but it's more of a sequel....oh well... R&R or else! *shakes fist violently* GAAAAH!
A sugar high Duo, Relena bashing, and pink Gundams, nuff said Warnings- Non-yaoi (but implications), Language, and lots of Pixi-Stix Disclaimer: I Own Gundam Wing! Mwahahaha! Ok. Damn, oh well Gundam Wing belongs to Sunrise and company and Pixi-Stix belongs to uh.... whoever they belong to. But whoever they are...I love them...
At Safe-House
Heero: Where's Duo?
Wu fei: At the store
Quatra: What's he getting?
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Ah good we were running out of sugar
Heero and Wu fei: *Sweatdrops*
Heero: You let DUO go buy SUGAR?!
Trowa: ...
Wu fei: Nani?! Talk baka!
Quatra: You shouldn't be fighting at all!
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Thank you, Trowa, I have been working on that line
Heero: Umm...yeeeeeah
Wu fei: Err...uh...hmm
At Store
Clerk: Can I help you sir?
Duo: Uh...yeah where's the sugar?
Clerk: Second aisle
Duo: Thanks *Walks off*
Duo: Hmm...brown, white, and PIXI-STIX?! This is a better store than I thought.
Clerk: *Stares down at large bag filled with Pixi-Stix* Umm...I thought ya' wanted sugar
Duo: This IS sugar, just uh...flavored and colorful.
Back At Safe-House
Heero: Where is h...
Duo: I'M BACK!!!
Trowa: ...
Quatra: You're right there was nothing to worry about
Duo: *Sweatdrops* Jeez thanks guys
Heero: Duo, Hand. The. Bag. Over.
Duo: *Hands bag to Heero* Oh, good. It was getting heavy.
Heero: * Looks in bag and pales*
Wu fei: Nani?
Heero: It..It's...It's PINK!
Duo: And yellow, blue and of course green
Quatra: Is it edible?
Trowa: *Sweatdrops*...
Quatra: I don't wanna find out either *Stares at Duo*
Duo: Nani? What?! It's just PINK! *It's not exactly a lie is it?* Here I'll Try it first
Heero: Nah, It wouldn't help. You can eat anything and come out unharmed.
Duo: I resent that!
Wu fei: Shut Up Maxwell! You're so annoying
Duo: And you're not Mr. I'm gonna rant about the injustice in the world for 24/7 non-stop
*Duo and Wu fei continue to fight*
Quatra: *Looks into bag then at Heero and Trowa, then back into bag* So what do we do with it?
Heero: *Sighs* Give it to Duo
Trowa: *Eyes widen* ...!
Quatra: I agree
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Trowa: *Glares at Duo and Wu fei* ...!!!
*Duo and Wu fei stop fighting*
Duo: Sorry T-Man
Heero and Wu fei: Not you too
Duo: *Grins*
Later on that afternoon
Heero: ...
Duo: *Giggles insanely* HEE-CHAN! *Jumps on Heero's back* Piggy-Back Ride, Piggy-Back Ride, PIGGY-BACK RIDE!
Heero: *Gets his hair pulled* Damn it Duo, get the Hell off! Duo: Don't yell Hee-Chan, It's not nice... but you're not nice are ya?
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Wu fei: *Walks in Duo and Heero's room* What the f**k is going ON!!!
Trowa and Quatra: *run in room*
Quatra: Uh...mm...uh...
Trowa: *Sweatdrops*
Heero: Get. Him. OFF!!!
Wu fei, Quatra, and Trowa: *Pull Duo to thew ground taking Heero with him*
Heero: Damn it! *Gets off floor* Quatra go get..."The Jacket"
Quatra, Trowa, and Wu fei: *Pale*
Heero: It is necessary
Quatra: *Nods* O...Ok *Runs off to find... "The Jacket"*
Trowa: ...
Duo: Huh? Oh. ...
Trowa: ...
Duo: ...
Trowa: ...
Duo: COOL!!! *Runs downstairs*
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Wu fei: *Sweatdrops*
Trowa: ...?!
Heero, Wu fei, and Trowa: *Walks downstairs*
Quatra: Umm...hi
Heero: Where is he?
Quatra *Looks at locked closet*
Heero: Oh
Trowa: ...
Quatra: No, I couldn't get it
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Actually, he ran into the closet by himself. I just closed and locked it.
Heero: Hn...
Wu fei: Baka
Duo: Come on, come on, come on. Lemme out...HEERO!!!
Heero: Hn
Duo: Don't give me that, lemme out Heero! Pleaaase...
Heero: *Sweatdrops* Hn... *Opens closet door*
Duo: *Grins* You're my hero, Heero (pun intended) *Runs to phone*
Trowa: ...
Quatra: I couldn't find it. Heero where's..."The Jacket"?
Heero: DUO!!! Where'd you put the damned jacket?!
Duo: I'm not saying
Heero: DUO!!! Where is IT!!!
Duo: ...
Trowa: ...
Duo: ...
Trowa: *To Quatra* ...
Quatra: Oh, Heero, it's in the basement and technically Duo didn't say where it was
Heero: Hn...whatever *Walks off to the basement*
Wu fei: Who are you calling Duo?
Duo: *Smiles* ...
Wu fei: DUO!
Duo: *smirks* ...
Wu fei: Baka...
Duo: *grins*
Wu Fei: That scares me...
Phone: Blahblahblah
Duo: Um...hi, can I speak with Ms. Relena?
Phone: Blahblahblah
Duo: Hehe THANK YOU!!!
Phone: Blahblahblah!!!
Duo: Whoops SORRY!!! Hehe..!
Wu fei: Did he just say...Hehe?
*Zooms in on phone call*
Duo: ...
Relena: Hello, Heero?
Duo: ...
Relena: Hmm...Not answering Hi, Heero
Duo: I know what you did last summer
Relena: I admit I KILLED HIM!!!
Duo: *grins* Relena killed em', Relena killed em'!!!
Relena: *Cries* You...You don't have... have to be mean about it
Duo: Heero wants to kill you
Relena: Wha...
Duo: Did ya know that? He does, he wants ta' shoot you
Relena: *Cries* Stooooop
Duo: Better yet he wants to blast you with Wings Beam-Rifle
Relena: But he can't... HE LOVES ME!!!
Duo: whaaaatever
Relena: But *Sniffles* but he does. Doesn't he?
Duo: Wanna talk to him
Relena: (sniffles* Heero? HEERO!!!
Duo: HEE-CHAN!!! Relena-san wants ta talk ta ya
Heero: *Walks in with..."The Jacket"* Damn it Duo! Tell her I'm not here or something. Anything!
Duo: Anything? *blinks innocently* Relena I was wrong Heero loooves youuu. He wants to marrrry yoooou
Relena: Ye..yeah?
Duo: mn hm
Heero: *Death glare*
Duo: Err...um...and then he wants to send ya ta Hell
Relena: *Starts crying*
Heero: *Shrugs* Planned on doing that anyway
Wu fei: *Whispers to Quatra and Trowa* Heero always says that
Heero: I HEARD THAT!
Wu fei: ...
Trowa: *glares*
Wu fei: What'd I say?!
Quatra: Don't talk about Trowa's mother like that!!!
Wu fei: *sweatdrops* er...
Duo: *Hangs up phone*
Heero: *Sighs* Duo put this jacket on, it'll look good on you
Duo: No
Heero: If you don't...I'll call Hilde over here
Duo: Aghh!!! No!!! Not HER! I'm sorry for calling Relena, I'm sorry for being annoying, I'm sorry for painting Wing 0 PINK!!!
Heero: ...That was YOU?!
Duo: Uh...no it was Relena *Picks up phone* Bad Relena bad...damn
Quatra: Oh no *Runs behind Trowa*
Wu fei: Weaklin...
Heero: DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: I'll put that jacket on now
Heero: *Pulls a gun out of God knows where* I'll KILL YOU!!!
Duo: Eeeps *Runs out the front door*
Heero: Get back here!
Duo: Gotta catch me first
Quatra: Ah, how cute, playing hard to get
Wulfi: *Runs to bathroom to stop bloody nose* Damn it Quatra!!!
Quatra: What'd I say?
Trowa: ...
Quatra: Whoops
Trowa: ...
Quatra: How bout' McDonalds? *Puppy eyes*
Trowa: *Sighs* ...
Quatra: Yeah!!! I want a Happy Meal!
A few hours later
Quatra and Trowa: *Come home to a pissed Wu fei*
Quatra: Umm... What's wrong?
Wu fei: Go look at your Gundams... my poor Nataku, the injustice!
Wu fei, Quatra, and Trowa: *Walk to MS hanger*
Quatra: No!!! My baby, Sandrock!!!
Trowa: ...!!!
Wu fei: Duo gave Heero some of that *Sniffles* sugar crap *Sniffles* and they... MY NATAKU!!! *Starts Crying*
Duo and Heero: *Walk in hanger*
Duo: But your Gundams look good in pink
Heero: Yeah, anyways those old colors were getting boring
Wu fei, Trowa, and Quatra: *Death glares*
Duo: *Sighs*...run...
Heero: I want my mommy NOW!!!
THE END^-^
Author's Notes: This is my very first fanfic ever! I know the format is a little weird and I'm not usually fond of it but it seemed to go well with the story. I've started on the second chappy but it's more of a sequel....oh well... R&R or else! *shakes fist violently* GAAAAH!