Lelouch walked across campus. It was late, he had just gotten back from a meeting with the Black Knights. He was nearly at the door of the clubhouse when something dashed in front of him, followed by a ghostly laugh.

"Huh?" Lelouch said as he stumbled back.

Whatever it was had disappeared. Then he saw is dash into the clubhouse doors. Lelouch walked in cautiously. He looked around and saw nothing. I'm overreacting. He thought, I'm just tired from the meeting.

Then he nearly jumped as he saw a girl with emerald eyes and waist-length brunette hair. She was lounging on the couch and was playing with Zero's cape, which had mysteriously vanished from it's spot in the case Lelouch was carrying.

"Hi!" she said and waved.

"Um...who are you and what are you doing here?" Lelouch demanded

I'm the muffin man!" she answered.

Then another girl with long blond hair and eyes that were also emerald color walked in. She was tossing the keys to the Lancelot back and forth.

"Hey."

"Who are you?" Lelouch said suspiciously.

"I am Kelly-Kelly, Goddess of Beauty!" the blond answered.

"Muffin man? Kelly-Kelly? Are you sure?" Lelouch raised an eyebrow.

The one claiming to be the Muffin-Man lowered her eyes, "Actually.....I'm Santa Claus..."

"No! Her name is Designia!" said the other.

"Well don't blow my cover, Lindsey!"

"What about mine?"

"Uh...Muffins!" said Designia in a very mad tone.

"Hershey!" Said Lindsey.

"Muffins!" Yelled Designia.

"Muffins are a lie! Hershey's wins all!" Lindsey answered.

"You did not just say that! Muffins are the true conquerers! Down with Hershey's!"

Lelouch just stood there and looked in disbelief at the two seventeen-year-old girls who were fighting over muffins and Hershey's.

"Um....you still didn't tell me why you're here." Lelouch said.

"We're your new roommates!" they yelled at the same time.

"Wha-what?!"

"And we're also Black Knights now, Zero!"

"How did you....?"

"We've always known. And we know that you're Lelouch Vi Brittania! So.....do you have any Hershey's? I'm starving!" she started towards the kitchen. Designia tackled her yelling "Muffins!" and the fight continued. Lelouch decided to go up to his room and ask Millay about it later.

The Next Morning

Lelouch woke up with a start as his bed was tipped over an he fell to the floor.

"Wake up!" yelled the two girls.

"What are you doing?"

"Isn't it obvious? We're waking you up. Now hurry and get this on." Designia threw his Zero outfit at him.

"Huh? Why?" Lelouch questioned.

"'Cause you have a meeting with the Black Knights to go to, silly. Hurry up. We have to be there in twenty minutes." Lindsey answered.

"I didn't schedule any meeting." Lelouch answered.

"No, but we did!" Designia said in a sing-song voice.

"What? Why?"

"We are going to attack Brittania! The Government Bureau to be more precise."

"We're aren't ready for that kind of attack! How are we supposed to defeat them? We'll have massive casualties!"

"Oh, don't worry. They'll be distracted."

"How so?"

"You'll see."

Lelouch groaned. He got up off the floor and slipped into his Zero costume nonetheless.