CUPCAKES: THE NEWS INTERVIEW
WARNING: REFERS TO CUPCAKES, Y'KNOW, THAT CUPCAKES. READER BEWARE!
"I am Jeffery McManus and this is the 7:00 Equestria News" *cues cheesy news music* "This just in, a local resident of Ponyville, south of Canterlot, a pony that goes by the name of Pinkie Pie, has been turning YOUR FRIENDS into cupcakes! A nightmare, I think not! We hear from Joan Butterblossom from here." "Thank you Jeffery, Ponyville has been turned into eternal chaos due to 1 pony, thats full name is Pinkamena Diane Pie." She was my best friend! I simply cannot believe that she would do such a thing as that! If an incident happens like this again I'm moving to Canterlot!" "Says one of Pinkamena's next victims, Rarity Boutique. Who has been frightened out of her mind. Pinkamena was known to have an assistant, named AppleBloom Golden, a young school aged filly that has been taken to Family Court for the murder of Diamond Tiara, Twist Bubble, Derpy Hooves, And Rainbow Dash. As for Pinkamena, she will be locked up for 28 years in Canterlot Prison for charge of assault, and murder. Back to you Jeffery." "Thank you Joan, when we come back, is Celestia sending innocent people to the moon for liking of disliking bananas? Find out after the break."