"SAM!" Frodo yelled. "LOOK! I can't believe it! An Elvis-impersonator!" He had an appalled look on his face.

And sure yes, Frodo was pointing directly at a guy with an Elvis hairstyle which was obviously a wig because it look quite fake, in Hawaiian-looking shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt that said 'He Shall Return'. He had a surfboard in his hand.

Apparently he hadn't ran away when the uruks came, as well as another gaggle of people around the same age as him, listening to music, talking, messing around, and a couple were making out as well.

"We could surf, Mister Frodo," Sam said.

"What if you fall in, Sam?" Frodo sighed, examining one of his rings closely. Before Sam could say anything he yelled, "YES. THIS ONE IS IT!"

Sam just had a 'LOLWHUT' expression then.

After a few seconds he recovered and answered, "Well sir, either you or a group of friendly dolphins would save me. I heard that they are nice in that way."

Frodo stared. "Whatever. We'll ask that dude – impersonator-" he shot a nasty glance at him "-if we can borrow some surfboards."

So Frodo walked up to him and began, "'Ello Mr Impersonator, I was wondering if we can bo-"

But here he was interrupted. The guy yelled "I AM NOT THE THIEF FOR F-" *BEEP* "-S SAKE!" And he pulled out a stick that looked like lightning or something electronic.

Frodo blinked.

Sam looked like someone had whacked a frying pan full of French fries into his face.

Frodo screamed at him. "I JUST WANT A SURFBOOOOOOOOARD!"

It was the guy's turn to blink. "Oh."

Sam meanwhile edged closer to the other teenagers, or whatever they were, and started listening to what they were doing. It sounded like they were listening to some kind of music where they were singing about what sounded like 'Hard porn', 'seven seagulls', and such. It really made no sense.

"So you want to surf, little dude?" asked the guy. "Oh, I am Luke, by the way."

"BUT WE ALREADY MET SOMEONE CALLED LUKE," Frodo yelled.

Luke was taken aback. "You don't need to yell, you know," he cocked his head to the side.

"WELL IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT I HAVE ADHD!" Frodo yelled again.

"I have ADHD as well, just like everyone else here, sort of, and none of us yell," he said, but frowned, because he realised that loads of the other teenagers were shouting a lot.

Frodo glared at him. "Surf," he said plaintively.

"Righto!" Luke sighed and grabbed two XXS surfboards which were blue and green, and said 'midget' on it. He gave one to Frodo who yelled "SAM! Don't you wanna surf anymore?"

Sam came hurrying, saying "Coming right away, Mister Frodo!" Out of breath, he took the other surfboard.

"Right, just wait a minute..." Luke said and he turned around. Then he groaned. "Would you stop falling asleep?! It's really annoying!"

There was another boy sitting in a chair who groggily opened his eyes. "What...?" he asked wearily. Suddenly he snapped into his senses. "Oh, um- sorry. It's... just that I get really bored when I have to make waves for surfers with m-"

"SHUT UP!" Luke roared, pointing the electric or lightning-thing looking thing thing thing at him. "JUST DO IT!" He picked out a pen from his pocket, showed it to him, and put it back into his pocket.

The other boy look scared suddenly and held his hand towards the Anduin, suddenly making big waves. "Go on," he said defeatedly to Frodo and Sam.

So taking their surfboards, they started surfing unsteadily and almost reached the other side when the waves suddenly stopped. They felt it and out of pure instinct they jumped at the shore.

"-did not! I was concentrating on the waves the whole time!"

"Then tell me who WAS it?!"

"Are you deaf? I was CONCENTRATING ON THE WAVES!"

Luke glowered at the other boy, boiling with rage. "RIGHT THEN, Percy, if that's what you want!"

Luke pointed the electric lightning thing thing thing at Percy.

Percy turned pale. "You just put that thing down!"

Lightning struck out from the lightning stick and...

... it struck Percy dead.

Frodo gaped.

Sam gaped.

And then ran further away from the shore.

What will happen next? Will Luke come after them? Is Percy REALLY dead?

You can find out soon! In possibly after two other chapters... Or not 0.0

Anywho... TBC