Another one 4 the Beta !~

Edward and Bella were sitting there, Bella was on his lap (they had given up on pretending that they were just mates). And Emmett and Rose were awkwardly sitting next to each other. And for my 17th birthday they had put together all they're money to buy me an ouegie boardto hold a séance in my honor

We were all set up in the basement.

'Okay guys,' Bella Said 'Lets start huh?'

A cheer went up around the room 'Will Em ever get a girl friend' asked Edward

The little pick moved over to the YES icon

'ohhhh who?' I squealed the little pick Spelt out R.O.S.A.L.I.E. H.A.L.E Rose went bright red

'Is Eddiekins a homo?' Em all but yelled the pick moved to the NO 'fuck it,' Em yelled 'Hows about mike Newton?' YES the pick "said"

'What will I accomplish when I am older?' asked Bella C.H.I.L.D B.I.R.T.H

'this is crap,' Edward yelled 'What's my family's secret?' V.A.M.P.I.R.E

'FUCK' he yelled

'Great Edward you dick' I yelled

'Edward?,' Bella mumbled 'what is all this mean?'

'ask the board!' he yelled at her, he had never been this mean to her

By this point Carlisle had come down stairs to see what all the fuss was about

'He told the whole room our secret!' Cried Em