50 Shades of Bay

Anything Christian Grey desired was his. He had almost everything a person could want… money… power… but he was missing one thing money can only kind of buy…. love. Christian had been dating a young girl named Anastasia… It all fell apart one night when he looked deep her mascara-smeared eyes.

"What are you thinking of my precious property"

"Oh Christian" Anastasia said with her super whiney child like voice "I am so happy that my inner goddess is doing the chicken dance". Christian turned white like powdered donuts in winter...something. The last smack her ass took was a boot out the door.

He sat at his computer disgusted he had wasted his time with her. There was a loud beep just as his head hit. It was an e-vite from Prince Eric.

"A divorce party?" Christian knew it was coming. That Ariel girl was not his type. He was just marrying her because of pressure from his parents to get wed. He wasn't the settle down and marrying type. He much prefered to be out on long voyages surrounded by seamen. Not just his seamen, he liked to go from port to port and gather up all the various seamen he could find. He then realized that she was everything he wanted in a woman…. quiet. Although he did hear that she has become a little more wordy after the marriage. She was probably playing it cool until she got the ring.

Christian called in one of his secretaries who was hotter than the girls he dates for whatever reason. "Brenda, Give Princess Ariel a call and offer up my condolences and see if she needs a place to stay".

:Meanwhile:

"But why!?" screamed Ariel "I lost my fin for you!"

"I didn't ask you to do that!" Prince Eric told her "Look I need some time with my thoughts… i am going sailing with Rodrick.

"Again!?" Ariel shrieked "You and Rodrick always sneaking off together. It's either him or Nathan… or Phillip… or Nathan AND Phillip…. OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW" Ariel looked like she came to a sudden realization. "All the nights sneaking out… catching you with all those men…"

Prince Eric flustered, "I was going to tell you I swear… it's just…."

"You started a secret All-Mens club!"

Eric stared at her confused… "Yes yes…" He started pushing Ariel through the door… "I am sorry so busy with my club too busy to be married bye!" Before Ariel knew it the door was slammed in her face. She was about to bust into tears when a servant came up to her with a phone.

"For you my lady"...

:Back in Seattle:

Christian was looking through his business forms extremely worried. "What the hell happened here Brenda!? Our business was doing so well!"

"Ahem… sir

This isn't your first contract is it young mermaid Christian said seductively. OH no ariel replied but last time it didn't go well I lost my voice

"Well you will still need permission to speak in my presence… Are you clean? I heard you have crabs?"

Only one sir but he doesn't bother anyone his name is Sebastian

"Rule 1 is never name your stds" christian said angrily

Ariel didn't know what STDs were but she assumed it stood for Sea-Terrain Diplomats. Sorry sir

Do you shave? Christian asked

"Oh no!" ariel replied. "We were always taught to avoid metal sharp things!"

This girl was way more dense than Christian expected in an aquatic person. Christian still thought that she may be able to fill his needs….

"I think it is time you see my red room" Christian led Ariel into his secret room of pleasure. Her eyes widened as she looked around at all the whips, chains, and various sex toys all around her.

"Wow…." Ariel said amazed… "I'd like to meet YOUR seagull"

To Be Continued?