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Prologue

The most notorious man on Trigun was drifting to the next town, Vash the Stampede. He pulled out his sunglasses and placed them in front of his aquamarine eyes for protection against the sand blowing freely across the desert ground and continued on. He trudged on, his blood red jacket whipping in the unsettled wind. Unfortunately a rock that had recently been covered by sand waited for an idiot of his caliber to trip over it, its plan would soon be fulfilled. Even Vash the Stampede could not avoid the rock's carefully laid out plan, and tripped and fell on his face sprawled on the ground.

" Oh man not again," he groaned

Unknown to him in the distance a trio of people dogged his trail. Two women, a "big girl" and one with short black hair were traveling on their thomas' and a preacher man in his motorcycle with his cross full of mercy in his sidecar. The four of them stopped gazing at the fallen protagonist far ahead of them.

" What a dork," said the small woman.

" Miss Meryl, do you think a sand storms coming?" The larger woman asked.

" Of course not Millie the radio said nothing about a storm when we left."

" I wouldn't always trust the radio," said Wolfwood idling by them on his motorcycle.

" If we can't trust the radio than what can we trust?" Meryl stated confidently.

But the four of them did not know it but this sand storm would not be the same as any other on Trigun

" Alright its time for big shot! Today we have a new bounty for you cowboys! An amazing $$60 billion for the Humanoid Typhoon Vash the Stampede!" the screen flashed the wanted poster for the criminal.

" Wow Punch he's a looker!" said the woman who looked like she walked out of a box that was labeled "Cowboy Barbie"

" Don't go forgettin' he's wanted by the whole planet of Trigun."

" What's this Vash the Stampede? $$60 billion what type of currency is that?" said Jet though he was the only one paying attention, Spike was lounging around taking up the whole couch, Faye was walking around looking for cigarettes and Edward was playing an online chess game hanging upside down off ceiling pipes.

" This guy will be a cinch, look at him all smiley and what's with the peace sign?" Faye said, the mention of a billion something catching her attention as she snatched the cigarette hanging from Spike's mouth.

" Spike, Faye, you guys take this one, my bonsai trees are at a critical point in their growth now." Jet had gone back to sniping increments off the branch of a small tree.

" Fine if you insist Jet, but your not getting a part of the bounty you know." Leaning over Spike and his couch Faye tried to catch kid genius's attention. Ed continued to ignore Faye causing her to step around an in front of her.

" Ed busy right now Faye-Faye, gonna find Spikey man's info later."

" What do you know Spike, someone's taking your identity of the guy with strange hair."

The man on the couch finally moved from where he had be seemingly sleeping to grumble "Faye why don't move your lazy ass for once and do some research. Besides who said I was going help with this bounty. I don't mind eating Jet's boiled water."

" Edward won!" Edward interrupted "Ed can research now," Ed sat right side up on the floor and Ein came over and sat next to her.

" In the meanwhile let's head to Trigun," said Jet still lovingly pruning his bonsai trees. The only reply was a "damn" from Faye looking at the empty refrigerator and a grunt from Spike.

" Hey Fuu do we have enough money for the boat fare?" Mugen asked the petite girl walking in front of the skilled swordsmen who are supposed to be her bodyguards.

" One seven umm… yup we have just enough, though for a crappy boat." Fuu was counting the coins in her palm "It's great for this to happen finally, we have enough money to get across without me having to get kidnapped or you guys fighting a weird assassin."

" Hmm you do seem prone to being kidnapped," Jin said.

" Must be my beauty, it's a blessing and a burden."

" The only ones blessed were those who are blind," Mugen stated. Jin's mouth twitched the only expression crossing his face, the first that morning.

" Hey!" Fuu fumed " let's just get down to the dock before something happens." She walked more heavily with her eyebrows twitching, and Momo trying to comfort her.

" What's this?"

" What's what Sir?"

" Lt. Colonel Hughes will be here in two hours and no one gave me this message sooner?" Colonel Roy Mustang said looking at the piece of paper in his stack of unending paperwork.

" Well Sir if you would have done your paperwork on time you would have got the message sooner." 1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye said scolding.

" Now I have to deal with Fullmetal and Hughes at the same time, no doubt Armstrong will come along with him! I need to hide!" Roy said panicking.

" I'm afraid you can't do that Sir you have an obligation to every single piece of paper on that table." Riza replied. Mustang looked tragically at the pile that seemed to be growing at this second.

" Alright then right when the bell rings and no later we need to hide."

" We Sir?"

" Yes we, I need every ounce of firepower protecting me," Roy stated.

" Then you need to come with Hayate and me to the park," She said

" Anything to get away from here."

Little did Eastern Head quarters know, they would be harboring the weirdest of the weird all too soon.

A/N:

J: I am the one who typed, like the whole thing, give me praise! Or flames ether way I'll know you read it.

K: Bah, you gotta know I was the genius making remarks the whole time to fuel the muse of the story. The engineer of the train throwing coal in the boiler, the most wonderful of the wonderful…

J: But I drove the train.

K: Ah, but trains are on tracks so there. Hah Hah and a Hmmm.

J: I built the tracks.

K:………..

Edward E.: What the hell does this have to do with the story?

J and K: Shut up SHRIMP!

Edward: Fuming

J: How'd he get in?

K: Yeah you gotta be this tall to ride this ride.

Edward: Don't call me so short you can feed me to an amoeba!

J: Even though this is fun we have to end this note so read on we have just entered the bathroom and are about to flush the toilet.

K: Bye for now everyone.