Disclaimer: I don't own Negima. Ken Akamatsu and Delrey do.

I'm back baby! Sorry I've been gone so long. I have been focusing more on my Halo stories and stuff...Until now! I hope that those of you who are actually reading this will like my story and review it so if you have any ideas and stuff just review for me please. Well enough of me begging for reveiws. Here we goooooooo!

Negima: The Transferred Chronicles

First Period: A New School. A New Adventure

I stared at the clock, longingly waiting for the dismissal announcements. A paper airplane floated lazily through the air landing on my desk. I looked around and saw Curtis Vickery pointing at me to open it. I did as I was told and inside it read:

If you don't get at least five reviews for this first chapter I'm going to eat your face, punk!

I looked back at him while sweatdropping. He was holding a salt and pepper shaker. I gulped. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Mychal Leron (not author's real name). It is my sophomore year in high school, and ever since freshman year I had been trying to apply to be my school's transfer student to Japan. You see, I love anime, and that love of anime caused me to take Japanese language lessons, that was one of my qualities that made me a perfect applicant to be the transfer student. Sorry, I got a little bit off track.

Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh, right! I was just telling you about how they were about announce the chosen transfer students. Did I tell you I ha-. Wait! The announcements!

P.A – "Good afternoon students. Blah blah blah blah blah. Here are the names of students that will be representing our school by learning abroad."

"The transfer student to Italy will be Mari Lui."

"The transfer student to France will be Sara Eclair."

"Finally, the transfer student to Japan will be-"

I held my breath.

P.A - "Cycle Jeron."

"Will all the transfer students please report to the main office."

My mouth dropped. I had sent in over 200 applications and developed carpel tunnel all for nothing.

P.A- "I'm sorry there has been a mistake."

I looked at the speaker wide-eyed.

P.A- "The transfer student to France will actually be Jona Eclairs."

I thought that I heard screaming from somewhere. I didn't care though, I still wasn't going to get a chance to go to Japan.

P.A- "Oh, and the real transfer student to Japan will be Mychal "Leron".

Then everything around me went black.

The next thing I knew I was in my bed with my little sister sitting by me.

"Finally awake?"

"What happened?"

"The school announced you as the transfer student to Japan, and all the otaku wanted to kill you. They were just about to eat your face, but I came and saved your worthless butt. Wimp."

I quickly checked to see if i was missing any ears or my nose.

"Wow! Really? I can't believe it!"

"Believe it loser your going to Japan."

I jumped out of bed.

"Wahoo!"

That's it for the first chapter. I know that it has nothing to do with Negima now, but from now on it is all about Negima. I have a sniper rifle pointed at your head and if you don't review I will fire... and then I'll get my face eaten. Okay? Anyways. Next time, Second Period: I Think I'm In The Wrong Class. See you soon! (No, I don't have a sniper rifle pointed at you.)