I do not own soul eater! All of my stories are MakaXSoul unless stated otherwise.

"-sigh- this has to end" Maka was beginning to grow tired of cleaning up nosebleeds everyday.

"I know, I know…..but I can't help it! She won't leave me alone!" Soul protested.

Maka dabbed his nose with a tissue and growled.

"Gah...damnit Soul, you stained the carpet again." She fell to her knees and scrubbed at the latest crimson spot on the shag carpet.

"I'm sorry. I'll clean it…"

"It's fine. You know you'd only make it worse…like the time-"

"No no no you've promised not to bring it up!"

Maka snickered "Oh whatever, its not like everyone doesn't know, your clothes were pink!"

Soul laughed and jumped off the counter. He yawned "I'm gonna watch TV, you coming?"

"Sure" She abandoned her place on the floor and stood up.

Soul put his arm around Maka they sat on the overstuffed couch.

She put her head on his shoulder and slowly fell asleep, and Soul wasn't too far behind her.

End of chapter1. This story will not have much romance. It's more humorous in the future chapters. Remember to review and suggest please!