Chapter 1

The New Girl

Renym sighed as she walked toward the main chamber. She stopped at a

towering door, then nervously looked down at her newly placed PAK,

which was now on her stomach rather than her back. She took a deep

breath and entered. Immediately, heads turned and eyes looked her way.

She held her breath when she saw the Tallest staring at her. Purple

blinked with a blank expression on his face. After a moment, Red

approached her warily.

"Who is this?" he queried.

"I-I'm the new advisor," Renym squeaked.

Purple floated behind Red, dropping his bag of donuts. "What's your name?"

She gulped, unable to speak clearly. "Er... R-Renym, My Tallest."

"Oh. The replacement. Of course." Red whisked away carelessly.

Purple blinked at the inferior Irken, lips pursed. He looked at Renym,

down to his bag of donuts, then back up at her. Renym stood there for

a while, unsure what to do. She huffed, understanding the hint.

Renym bent over and picked up the bag of the donuts, handing them

to Purple with big eyes. Purple briefly nodded and floated away, while

devouring two donuts at a time.

The room was complete, udder silence, except for Purple joyfully

drooling over his donuts. Navigators conversed amongst themselves,

lowly laughing underneath their scarfs. Renym sighed, bored with her

new job already.

She glance over to see Red sneakily snatching a donut from the bag

Purple was cradling. Purple saw the evil act and pure fury blazed in

his eyes. "HEY!" he screeched. "That donut you have is MINE!"

Red chuckled and took a bite out of the delicious-looking snack.

"Not anymore," he said with a grin.

"You jerk," Purple spat. Red laughed uncontrollably, crumbs flying

out of his mouth. "You owe me another donut."

He immediately stopped laughed, and stared menacingly at his fellow

leader. "What? No I don't!"

Purple stood on the tip of his feet, attempting to make himself

taller. "Yes, you DO!"

"No, I DONT!"

"Yes, you DO!"

"No, I DONT!"

"YESYOUDO!"

"DONT!"

"DO!"

"DOOONT!"

"Waaahhgg!" Purple glared at Red, who was now fuming mad. "Get

that Renym girl over here," he muttered.

Renym skipped over. This is what I advise them for? She thought. A

fight over a donut?

"I think her name is Renymph," Red pointed out.

"No, it's Renym," Purple replied tersely.

"I'm pretty sure it's Renymph."

"Its Renym, trust me."

"I was listening. It was Renymph."

"Nooo, Renym!"

"Renymph!"

"RENYM!"

"MFFFF!"

"MMMMM!"

Renym's eye twitched. "SHUT. UP."

Red crossed his arms and stared accusingly down at his advisor.

"Thats no way to talk to your leaders."

Renym balled up her fist. "My name is Renym. Renym. NOT Renymph. Renym."

"HA!" Purple grinned for his victory. "Toldja."

"Shut up!" Red took another bite out of the stolen donut.

Purple crossed his arms and smiled. "I thought that was 'No way to

talk to your leaders.'"

Red frowned, crumbs littered on his cheeks. "Technically, yew

aren't mah leadah. Wer ekwal."

Purple ignored him and turned to Renym. "HE. Owes. ME. ANOTHER

DONUUUUT!" He seethed with anger, gritting his teeth together.

"Well, he did steal it from you," Renym said. "So it is kinda his.

Finders keepers and all that stuff."

"HA!" Red pointed at Purple, spraying crumbs at him.

"But you did lose your donut, and rightfully deserve another, My Tallest."

"DOUBLE HA!" Purple laughed maniacally at Red, bragging. "IN YOUR

FACE! HA, HA, HAAA! GET ME MY DONUT!"

"WAIT!" Renym interrupted Purple's joyous ranting. "He's eating!

He shouldn't go get another donut for you. He wants to eat in a

semi-peaceful environment, right?"

Red grinned, mouth full, and nodded. "Mmmhmph."

Renym drifted over to a nearby Navigator who looked a little TOO

busy. "YOU!"

The Navigator glanced around, then pointed at himself. "Me?"

"No, the giant flying cookie dressed as a Santa Moose behind you."

"Oh, okay. I thought you were talking to me..."

"Go get a donut for the Tallest!"

The Navigator went back to work busily. Renym rolled her eyes and

grabbed the Navigator by his shirt. "How dumb ARE you?"

Purple and Red exchanged a glance, eyes wide. The Navigator looked

up at Renym, terrified. "Not very... I think."

Renym narrowed her eyes and pulled the navigator closer. "Now go

get The Tallest a DONUT."

"But Im so-"

"I don't CARE how busy you are. Just get a donut or I'll lay eggs

in your stomach," Renym said through gritted teeth.

"Yes ma'am!" Renym let the puny navigator go and he scurried off,

screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Hehehehehe," Red chuckled.

"That Renymph girl almost killed that guy of FRIGHT!" Purple

squealed. "Thats so COOL!"

Red and Purple chatted amongst themselves, changing the subject and

ditching Renym. She pursed her lips and walked off, leaning against a

darkly painted wall. Huh, she thought. That was kinda fun. Maybe

this job won't be so bad... I only wonder what bad thing happened

to Rarl Kove that made him need a replacement... And that made ME

have to abandon my old job... Suddenly, she heard screams coming

from the middle of the room.

"It was SIX months ago!"

"No, it was SEVEN!"

"SIX!"

"SEVEN!"

"ITWASSIIIIXXX!""

"SEEEVEEEEEEEN!"

"This is NOT a semi-peaceful environment!" Red pouted.

A/N: I'm warning you RIGHT NOW that this story will be VERY weird as it goes on. Just wait till Chapter 5. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!