American Idol: Outsiders Style!
Chapter One- Three Judges and a Host
A/N: I do watch American Idol and I love that show! I am so weird. I don't exactly like the latest winners but I do vote. I'm super weird. I think I might need to stop watching it so much since I need more time for more important things (Cough other stuff cough cough) Anyways, I made this up for no apparent reason other than I thought it would be funny. If you don't think it is, go to another parody. And some of the characters from my other story, Someone to Lean On, will appear here just to let people know. Now let's get the show started!
Disclaimer: I do not own "The Outsiders" or "American Idol."
The executive producer, RockerLane1110, is frantically getting everyone ready for the broadcasting of American Idol: Outsiders Style! for many fans are eagerly awaiting it's debut.
"Okay, does everyone have their song memorized? Are your costumes on? Are they appropriate? Is everyone ready? Don't be nervous everyone. It's just that millions of people will be seeing you and I don't want anything to go wrong, which means no one can screw up. Got it? Got it!"
"Geez, Anna, calm down," says Carly who is making a last head count of the contestants seeing if anyone was trying to back down.
"Okay, everyone. Before we go on, we need to do a few scales," says Jay. "La la la la la la la la la la la." All seven of the Greasers participate.
"We need to get on with this, you know," RL1110 said.
The cameraman got everything ready and soon the "American Idol" theme song was playing.
"Everyone in your places!" says the frantic RL1110. Finally the show has begun.
"Hi, Xena W. Princess, host of American Idol: Outsiders Style! where your favorite Greasers will sing some of your favorite songs!" says the fifteen-year-old host. She's dressed in ripped jeans, a Good Charlotte shirt, and has wristbands and rubber bracelets on her wrists. She has black hair, which at the moment is a mess because she woke up late and forgot to go to the stylist before going onstage. Imagine RockerLane1110's reaction.
"We have a great show for you today, but first, let me introduce you to our three judges!" Spotlight goes on the three teenagers at the judges' table. Randy, Paula, and Simon were too busy doing American Idol 5 to participate in this. Whatever.
"First off, we have Randy Adderson, football player, and well-known Soc!" The audience cheers but there are a few boos heard in the crowd. Randy gives a cocky wave to the audience.
"Next, we have the wonderful and thoughtful, Cherry Valence!" A red-haired Soc smiles from her chair to everyone and the cheers are even louder.
"Finally, we have the black haired bad boy Soc, Robert Sheldon!" The black haired Soc glares at Xena W. Princess.
"Hey, it's Bob!" Bob has on a super tight black shirt like a certain British judge from American Idol. There are many boos in the crowd and a few cheers.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyways, we've got some great performances coming up!"
"What the heck are you wearing? Are you some kind of Gothic Greaser?" Bob said. Xena looks at him annoyed that he dared to interrupt her speech.
"I will take that 'Gothic Greaser' remark as a compliment. At least I don't look like somebody who does their shopping at Children's Place! How tight is that shirt on you?" Cheers come from the crowd.
"WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!" the crowd yells. Xena bows down as she accepts the applause from her fellow fans.
"Thanks you, thank you everybody! Now we seriously need to get on with the show." The Greaser contestants arrive on stage as Xena names them off to introduce them.
"We have Darry!
Dally!
Two-Bit!
Sodapop!
Steve!
Johnny!
And Ponyboy!"
The crowd whoops and cheers and someone goes up on stage and runs up to Johnny and says, "I love you Johnnycake!" Then she gives the gang's pet a wet (and I mean wet) kiss on the cheek.
"Uhhh, you know we kind of need him for the show. Can you wait until after to make out with your love?" Xena says trying to get the crazed fan off the stage.
"NO! I need to be with Johnny!" the fan screams. Suddenly, more fans run up the stage and attack the greasers.
"We love you Soda!"
"We love you Steve!"
We love you Two-Bit!"
"WE LOVE YOU PONYBOY!" Why do all of these people look like members on is getting mauled down by a bunch of teenage girls.
"Hey, you broads get offa me! Hey get off! My arm don't bend that way! I got a heater here!"
"Aw, we know it's not loaded Dallas!" a fan informs him.
"Dang it! You weren't s'pose to know that!"
"Hey! Any love for me?" Bob calls out to the mob. It is silent for a moment as the mob stands still and stares at Bob. Bob waits for a mob of girls to attack him. "I'm waiting!" The mob resumes to attacking the greasers and pay no more attention to Bob.
"Sorry, Rob, I guess the greasers are just more tuff than you," Xena says unapologetic.
"It's Bob, you Gothic Greaser!" Bob says defeated. The crowd is still going at the Greasers.
"Help! Somebody! Anybody!" Ponyboy yells. A bunch of girls in Abercrombie and Shit… I mean Fitch, go up to "save" him.
"We'll save you!" they say. Ponyboy knows what they're real plan is.
"Uh, somebody else? Guys? RockerLane? Carly? Anybody?" Ponyboy calls.
The mob is turning into a riot and there is no self-control as the crazed fans claw for their favorite book characters.
"Hey, they're not just book characters!" a fan calls out.
Cherry looks at Xena waiting for her to do something. Xena is watching the riot from the judges' table enjoying it like a movie.
"Ahem," Cherry says.
"What?" Xena says.
"Shouldn't you do something here?" Cherry says.
"Oh, right. SECURITY!" Xena yells at the top of her lungs. Suddenly, Anna's friend, Kayleigh, comes out in her Level 27 sweatshirt. We decided not to make her wear the stupid security vest.
"Okay people! Get off those greasers now! Or else…" Kayleigh never finished her sentence because then some people from the crowd started screaming their heads off.
"Ahhhh! The police are here! I can't get arrested!" they yelled.
"Uhhh… I'm a security guard people. Not a police officer."
"Ahhhh! It's a Gothic police officer." This was probably based on the fact that Kayleigh was wearing black and… yeah. In other words, she knew better than to wear a pink frilly dress. (Ugh, why the hell did I say that?)
"Okay, everyone just go back and…" Kayleigh was, yet again, interrupted by the screaming girls. You know what, forget it." Then Kayleigh started taking the girls by the collar and dragging them to their seats.
"Ahhh! Carpet burn!" one person says as Kayleigh drags her to her seat.
"Suck it up," Kayleigh says. Soon the fans are all going to their seats willingly. At least, after they gave each of the greasers one more hug. A big, suffocating hug.
"Can't. Breath," Johnny says as one girl is hugging him to death. Kayleigh pulls her off.
"You know, some of these preppy girls are making me sick," Kayleigh says to Xena after she gets everyone to settle down.
"Hey!" Rugrats101 (Yeah, Rugrats101, I put you in the audience) said from the audience. "I'm no prep!"
"I didn't say everyone was!" Kayleigh said.
"Well, now that everything has settled down, let's begin…" Xena started before Jay interrupted her.
"Hey, what happened here?" Jay asked. Carly, who was watching the scene the whole time, responded.
"You didn't hear the riot?"
"What riot?"
"Where were you?" RockerLane1110 said.
"I was backstage playing a song with Piko," Jay said.
"Oh," Carly and Anna (RockerLane1110) say in unison.
"Who's Piko?" Kayleigh and Xena say at the same time.
"You don't know who Piko is?" Carly said.
"That's her guitar," Two-Bit said after recovering from the riot.
"Uhhh… Jay, did you forget to take your medication?" Kayleigh asks.
"Maybe…" Suddenly nice men in white coats appear onstage with a big needle full of medication.
"NOOOOOO! I'm never gonna take my medication!" Jay yells as she runs offstage to escape the nice men in white coats.
"Okaaaaaaay. Well, why don't we just go into commercial now? Yeah, let's do that," Xena says. Then she turns to the audience and says, "Darry will be the first to sing after our sponsors tell you how much you need their product when you don't even know what the heck it's for!" Then the show goes into commercial.
Commercial #1(It's one of those Big Brothers/Big Sisters commercials. Carly is with a little girl and they are dancing to Sean Paul's "We Be Burnin'" on the radio)
Carly and Little Girl:
(singing along to the lyrics which I don't know what they are)
Announcer: You don't
have to be studying in the library to be a good big sister.
Carly and Little Girl:
(still singing along and dancing like there wasn't a video camera
watching them)
Jay: Carly, you do know
we all can see you.
Carly: What? (trips
over radio and falls on face) Thanks JILL!
Jay: Ha ha! You fell
down!
Carly: Ha ha! The men
in white coats are right behind you!
Jay: WHAT? (turns
around to see the men and immediately runs away to who knows where)
Announcer: You're
such a good example to your little sister.
Carly: I know I am.
RockerLane1110: Uhhhhh…. That was weird.
A/N: I know it's a weird commercial. I forgot to say, these songs are actually parodies I've written up and some of them may not be that funny, but hey, I tried. Darry will be the first one to sing as soon as I finish writing his chapter. If you want to appear in this story (like if you wanna attack Johnny while he's singing), let me know in a review or whatever. I'll even take suggestions. R&R if you love this. And if you don't, R&R anyways and tell me how much I need medication!