Hey everybody! This is a... nice little poem Aricraze and I put together very, very late at night. We thought you guys might want to laugh at our expense, and it's just for fun, so please, don't yell at us or...........do anything of the sort!
I don't own a thing... though there's not much to own on this....
In a Heartbeat Rap
Fee-neh! Feh-feh-feh-fee-neh!
do wop da do da day, buy our shoe today
HAY!
Now let's do a cheer! Our shoes have a comfy interior! Hey, yay, let's cheer! 'Yippie do da, yippie do day, just go and buy our show today!'
our shoes bounce and pounce whenever you ask
it would be stupid to let this offer pass
Rah, rah, sis koom bah. Our shoes make you go cha-cha! La de da... la de da... go find Ma and laugh, "Oh hah!"
thats right homie, we aint phony, are you lonely? Call me on the phonie
Twirl so, twirl fro... whatever you do, just don't go! Give me a T, 'lee lee' give me an W, 'choo, choo' give me an I, 'sigh sigh' give me an R, 'rarr rarr' give me an L, 'yell yell'. TWIRL! SWIRL! Make a mural!
or eat a churro!
in your burrow!
'Yay,' says he, 'Pay,' says she, 'Hey,' says me
'yo' says po
'Ho ho ho!' laughs Mo
'my my' says ty
'Choo Achoo!' sneezes Sue
write foo, write smooth! Don't forget to choose! Give me a W~ (ubleloo) give me an R~ (par) give me an I ~(KIII) give me a T~ (cant u see?) give me an E~(See Sue SEE?) so don't forget to write like a pumpkin pie in a car accident
oh my wow, oh my wow. i just saw the pie go 'pow'. the pumpkin went 'ooze', i pressed 'snooze'... then a scream, what hit my face was cream, and i woke up from this bad dream
No more dream, no more dream, but why does it seem? What is this beam? A light so keen? I am a bean. What have I seen? These aliens are so lean!
The aliens are buff! On their face is an earmuff! Fold the cuff! Do not snuff. Do guff! Aw! Follow the law. Naw.
why, they coughed! Where is my loft? what's this robot? Why am I not sought? Or is all the want pot?
I fry peas for you to eat, marvel at my amazing feat. I did not cheat, I just ate a beet. That's what cooks do, if you do not like just use the loo.
Why not me?
Can they not see? Why, I hold the key, to an everlasting eternity.
The key got bent, the keymaster they sent, a new key he lent, our anger we must vent.
we must vent on the pickles, that are worth nickles, I must hintle, no more fickles, like Mr. bickles
who causes a stiffle
Rhyme with chyme, vault with salt. Spice is nice, hot it is not. Tangy ones are fangy, tart ones are smart. But spicy ones are nicey.
carts like bert, we like the sea, you like the zoo, he likes spiced peas, she likes many keys, mom likes tom, dad likes his fad
brother likes to smother
sister likes to act like a mister
and kitty acts silly
puppy eats the guppy
guppy seems suppy
hamster is the prankster
lizard likes the Sizzler
that didnt really rhyme but who cares about the time since we like to mime
look at the clock? Aint it a smock? There aint no lock, all I need is my sock
please me you have to mock, this coffee is full chock, if you want some the door you must knock
or you will get a sock full of cock
and no more will you talk
and put your voice in your pock. et. and then squawk, 'bawk bawk' like a chicken with a gawk
no, i will not stop
then the soda can we must pop
and no, you can not have a lollipop
ooh the ep on today is New Kid in Town, which I watched without a frown, I dropped down without a soun' and put on my gown
Which fell far down
onto the ground
and i pulled it up this time with a frown from the mound
without making a sound
then i made a frantic bound and found the sound that had disappeared from the mound
Si senorita, El queso bonita (I know the verbs aint right, but I have to keep the song tight)
Spanish is it, eh? How impressing, May. What, you say your name isn't May? Oh too bad, that's my fad, Chad
I'm your Pants, france
smile a mile across the Nile and don't choke up bile as you fly over the pile of Kyle'd dial file
That would be bad, no more fad. It's so sad, he was such a lad. That poor cantalope, never knew he was on a slope
and he was on dope. he should have known better, at least he wrote me a letter
ah hold on, i will be gone, for a few minutes, while i oil my mitts
A letter? oh how nice, sugar and spice, I hope he had no lice, maybe he sat on ice
I am back, hope you didn't quack too much during this mack
ok i was scared, i almost hit the sack
aw i'm sorry for my presence lack, i did file my packs
i gained a six-pac
ack!
now my abs are ripply, i do not feel cripply
why, is it nippy?
it is pippy
no it's sticky
yes, i dropped on it my picky fruit licky
shame on you, that's so icky!
then the mouse Mickey gave my ab a hickey
a sticky hickey?
and i said, "ew that is gicky!" and i wrote a ficcie. then the sticky hickey i started picky and it became more icky
thats fricky
and my foot did kicky and hurt the sicky mouse nickly
then Vicky was tickly
was it sickely?
it was sure sickely. and Ricky grabbed the pickely jar from Mickey and cried, "Icky licky!"
pickely?
it was full of pickles that were pickely and jickely
I would rather fly than eat pie in this sky. no more lies, it's time to soar to the sky
my plane takes me over the game with Jane. want some candy cane to keep you sane? it's double-cherry pain flavoured rain
are you insane?
i am sane since i ate the rain and candy cane. but you are insane i can wane, since you have a mane
no, not a mane!
it's a mane, you plain pain. no i'm just play'n
wow, i was achin
you were achin, eh? or were you bakin'? you have sunburn now your stomach shall churn
now i yurn for no more burn
may your skin peel like an orange, now top it with porridge
wow this is getting hard, sign my card
now eat a pear, grow more hair! It's so fair, not to be treated like a care bear!
grab some cloud, fluffy and nice, eat your rice, don't get lice, roll the dice for your mice
and hope it all goes nice!
then the mice will eat your lice and damage the dice
not the dice! That's not nice! No more spice
for you two mice
until they learn to be nice
which wont happen till sings
sings it is, join show biz
no more pop quiz! IAHB's gonna kill liz!
watch your fiz
be a kidz
no more sizz?
thats right Miz Dizz
Mpineapples?
what, pineapples? frapples?
no more snapples
this is getting tough, wouldn't you say rough?
i would say buff
very tough very rough
si senorita
I don't own a thing... though there's not much to own on this....
In a Heartbeat Rap
Fee-neh! Feh-feh-feh-fee-neh!
do wop da do da day, buy our shoe today
HAY!
Now let's do a cheer! Our shoes have a comfy interior! Hey, yay, let's cheer! 'Yippie do da, yippie do day, just go and buy our show today!'
our shoes bounce and pounce whenever you ask
it would be stupid to let this offer pass
Rah, rah, sis koom bah. Our shoes make you go cha-cha! La de da... la de da... go find Ma and laugh, "Oh hah!"
thats right homie, we aint phony, are you lonely? Call me on the phonie
Twirl so, twirl fro... whatever you do, just don't go! Give me a T, 'lee lee' give me an W, 'choo, choo' give me an I, 'sigh sigh' give me an R, 'rarr rarr' give me an L, 'yell yell'. TWIRL! SWIRL! Make a mural!
or eat a churro!
in your burrow!
'Yay,' says he, 'Pay,' says she, 'Hey,' says me
'yo' says po
'Ho ho ho!' laughs Mo
'my my' says ty
'Choo Achoo!' sneezes Sue
write foo, write smooth! Don't forget to choose! Give me a W~ (ubleloo) give me an R~ (par) give me an I ~(KIII) give me a T~ (cant u see?) give me an E~(See Sue SEE?) so don't forget to write like a pumpkin pie in a car accident
oh my wow, oh my wow. i just saw the pie go 'pow'. the pumpkin went 'ooze', i pressed 'snooze'... then a scream, what hit my face was cream, and i woke up from this bad dream
No more dream, no more dream, but why does it seem? What is this beam? A light so keen? I am a bean. What have I seen? These aliens are so lean!
The aliens are buff! On their face is an earmuff! Fold the cuff! Do not snuff. Do guff! Aw! Follow the law. Naw.
why, they coughed! Where is my loft? what's this robot? Why am I not sought? Or is all the want pot?
I fry peas for you to eat, marvel at my amazing feat. I did not cheat, I just ate a beet. That's what cooks do, if you do not like just use the loo.
Why not me?
Can they not see? Why, I hold the key, to an everlasting eternity.
The key got bent, the keymaster they sent, a new key he lent, our anger we must vent.
we must vent on the pickles, that are worth nickles, I must hintle, no more fickles, like Mr. bickles
who causes a stiffle
Rhyme with chyme, vault with salt. Spice is nice, hot it is not. Tangy ones are fangy, tart ones are smart. But spicy ones are nicey.
carts like bert, we like the sea, you like the zoo, he likes spiced peas, she likes many keys, mom likes tom, dad likes his fad
brother likes to smother
sister likes to act like a mister
and kitty acts silly
puppy eats the guppy
guppy seems suppy
hamster is the prankster
lizard likes the Sizzler
that didnt really rhyme but who cares about the time since we like to mime
look at the clock? Aint it a smock? There aint no lock, all I need is my sock
please me you have to mock, this coffee is full chock, if you want some the door you must knock
or you will get a sock full of cock
and no more will you talk
and put your voice in your pock. et. and then squawk, 'bawk bawk' like a chicken with a gawk
no, i will not stop
then the soda can we must pop
and no, you can not have a lollipop
ooh the ep on today is New Kid in Town, which I watched without a frown, I dropped down without a soun' and put on my gown
Which fell far down
onto the ground
and i pulled it up this time with a frown from the mound
without making a sound
then i made a frantic bound and found the sound that had disappeared from the mound
Si senorita, El queso bonita (I know the verbs aint right, but I have to keep the song tight)
Spanish is it, eh? How impressing, May. What, you say your name isn't May? Oh too bad, that's my fad, Chad
I'm your Pants, france
smile a mile across the Nile and don't choke up bile as you fly over the pile of Kyle'd dial file
That would be bad, no more fad. It's so sad, he was such a lad. That poor cantalope, never knew he was on a slope
and he was on dope. he should have known better, at least he wrote me a letter
ah hold on, i will be gone, for a few minutes, while i oil my mitts
A letter? oh how nice, sugar and spice, I hope he had no lice, maybe he sat on ice
I am back, hope you didn't quack too much during this mack
ok i was scared, i almost hit the sack
aw i'm sorry for my presence lack, i did file my packs
i gained a six-pac
ack!
now my abs are ripply, i do not feel cripply
why, is it nippy?
it is pippy
no it's sticky
yes, i dropped on it my picky fruit licky
shame on you, that's so icky!
then the mouse Mickey gave my ab a hickey
a sticky hickey?
and i said, "ew that is gicky!" and i wrote a ficcie. then the sticky hickey i started picky and it became more icky
thats fricky
and my foot did kicky and hurt the sicky mouse nickly
then Vicky was tickly
was it sickely?
it was sure sickely. and Ricky grabbed the pickely jar from Mickey and cried, "Icky licky!"
pickely?
it was full of pickles that were pickely and jickely
I would rather fly than eat pie in this sky. no more lies, it's time to soar to the sky
my plane takes me over the game with Jane. want some candy cane to keep you sane? it's double-cherry pain flavoured rain
are you insane?
i am sane since i ate the rain and candy cane. but you are insane i can wane, since you have a mane
no, not a mane!
it's a mane, you plain pain. no i'm just play'n
wow, i was achin
you were achin, eh? or were you bakin'? you have sunburn now your stomach shall churn
now i yurn for no more burn
may your skin peel like an orange, now top it with porridge
wow this is getting hard, sign my card
now eat a pear, grow more hair! It's so fair, not to be treated like a care bear!
grab some cloud, fluffy and nice, eat your rice, don't get lice, roll the dice for your mice
and hope it all goes nice!
then the mice will eat your lice and damage the dice
not the dice! That's not nice! No more spice
for you two mice
until they learn to be nice
which wont happen till sings
sings it is, join show biz
no more pop quiz! IAHB's gonna kill liz!
watch your fiz
be a kidz
no more sizz?
thats right Miz Dizz
Mpineapples?
what, pineapples? frapples?
no more snapples
this is getting tough, wouldn't you say rough?
i would say buff
very tough very rough
si senorita