Hey guys! Just got this idea yesterday so I decided to type it up and put it up for you. If it feels like I am Minato-bashing, I apologize in advance. R & R please!

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto.

"Ha Ha!" Orochimaru cried in triumph as he burst into the Hokage's office, "Now Minato, you are finally at my-" He stopped because it was not Minato he saw sitting behind the Hokage's desk, but his old teammate Tsunade. She calmly looked up from her work at the sannin who was seething in rage.

"How may I help you?" she asked calmly, setting down the mission report in her hand.

"What is the meaning of this? Where is the fourth Hokage?" he screeched at her.

"You mean you didn't hear?" Tsunade asked. Before Orochimaru could answer, the door to the office opened once more as a man rolled in on a wheelchair. He had blonde hair, that oh-so-famous grin, and his legs were gone from the knee down.

"Okay Tsunade, I'm here for my annual checkup, so I-," he stopped when he noticed Orochimaru standing there. "You!" he growled at the snake sannin. Orochimaru was dumbfounded.

"Minato, what happened to you?" he asked. The yellow flash's face was red with embarrassment. "Well you know how I was working on my Rasengan?"

"No but go on." Orochimaru commented.

"Well there was an explosion . . . . . and my legs . . . . ." he mumbled sheepishly.

Orochimaru just burst out laughing.

"Shut up!" Minato cried, "I'm still the fastest ninja alive!"

"But you're in a wheelchair!" Oro choked out between fits of laughter. Minato simply burst into tears as Tsunade wheeled him into the other room. After his hysteria died down, Oro completely forgot about why he had come here in the first place. So he just walked out, where about 200 Anbu black ops were surrounding him. The captain stepped forward.

"Orochimaru, we have been ordered to beat the crap out of you."

"What for?"

"For the following charges: Illegal experimentation on Snakes, Mice, Ninjas, Other Ninjas Other Animals, etc. etc. And the most serious, you made fun of the cripple."

"WHAT!" he screamed.

"Unfortunately, we have to wait in line." Everyone's head turned to see a demonic-looking Kushina holding the baby Naruto in her hands. "Hold on to him for a moment" she growled, handing Naruto to a startled Kakashi.

50 million light years away. . . .

Darth Vader turned to the Emperor, "I have felt a disturbance in the Force my master."

"Yes Lord Vader, someone has made fun of the cripple and brought the wrath of the dark side upon them.

At Orochimaru's Base

"Seriously, sensei? This is the fifteenth time this week you've had your arms broken!" Kabuto complained as he saw his master's arms dangling uselessly by his sides. "You are lucky that I'm growing replacement arms in test tubes, or"

"HA HA HA, that means I can go make fun of the cripple more!" Oro cried, rushing out the door.

2 Hours Later

Orochimaru dragged himself in by his tongue, his legs bent at odd angles. "Kabuto, did you grow legs too?"

"Yes but- " Kabuto began, but Oro had already dragged himself out the door once more.

1 Hour Later

Oro was carried in on a bed of snakes, and Kabuto sighed when his sensei refused to say what happened to him THIS time. Later that day, Oro went next door and stole a Gundum suit, and stomped away.

10 minutes later

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

Kabuto put down his copy of Horrible Medical Jutsus and How to Use Them and opened the door. Kakashi was there with a clipboard.

"Kabuto?"

"Yep" he answered

"Package for you"

A team of five ANBU brought in a metal cube, set it down and left. Kabuto squatted down next to the cube and said, "Pushed you into the trash compacter didn't they?"

"Oh shut up," came a muffled voice, "Go get the Jaws of Life."

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