Hey there! This is my first time uploading a Maximum Ride fanfiction, but truth be told, I didn't actually write this. One of my friends did, but she doesn't have an account on FFNet and she asked me to upload this for her. So I am! Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride or technically this fanfiction. The fanfic belongs to my friend. Now here it is!
"MAX, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE BACON!" Iggy yelled as Max swiped her tenth piece of bacon from the pan.
"Make me!" Max replied back.
"I will!"
"How?"
"By banning the eating of bacon!"
"Don't punish us all!" Gazzy complained.
"I wouldn't need to if Max would keep her hands off the bacon! I mean, sheesh, people! Can't a blind kid can't cook bacon in peace? I'm five seconds away from feeding Gazzy re-fried beans and locking you all in a closet! I don't care how or when I will - mmphm!" Someone slapped a hand over Iggy's mouth.
"You need to not be such a chatter-box Iggy."
Guess who said that.
She also slapped a hand over his mouth.
One word.
You guessed it.
Nudge.
She really isn't one to talk about not being a chatterbox. *sigh* Oh well. Anyway, please review! Eh heh, sorry it's so short, but it's meant to be short and funny, so...