Dustin in Heat
Summary: After Marah's attempt to bed Dustin backfires, none of the ninjas are safe from wanting Dustin (and each other) bad! Contains multiple graphic and sometimes silly M/M pairings.
This is my first attempt at an M rated story, but I've read so many that I figured... hey, how hard can it be? Of course, it's not easy to take what technically qualifies as smut seriously, so I built a humorous story around it. If you're looking for a serious story, look elsewhere! Check out my other stories perhaps. The only thing serious about this story is it's seriously messed up!
Now, before you say this is just a pathetic excuse for graphic descriptions of Dustin getting it on with every Ninja Storm Power Ranger, you're absolutely... right! But, his horniness actually leads to other pairings too... Besides, who hasn't wondered what it would be like if Dustin was in heat? I mean, how can you sit there and watch the Power Rangers kick some kelzack ass and not wonder... Did I turn on the dishwasher? And, what if Dustin had his legs in the air like that but was naked? And, did I accidentally turn in my hardcore M/M sex story instead of my history report?
Warning: The following story is rated M for...
Male/Male sex (and lots of it!)
Mmmmmmm (see above)
Massive waste of time
Marah meddling mishap
Mindless
Moronic
Mpreg! (If you don't know what that is, boy are you in for a surprise!)
Masturbation mentions
Massive members!
Merciless manhoods!
Motivational mimes (Okay, no, but I couldn't think of any more M words)
Because there was no Y for Yaoi!
Don't say you weren't warned! And now, on to the story...
Dustin in Heat
Chapter 1: Marah Wants to Get Screwed Up!
"Push!"
"I am pushing!"
"Push harder!"
"That's what got me in this position to begin with!" Kapri yelled.
"Oh! Here it comes!" Marah cooed.
Pop! And out it popped. "Kapri! You're the proud mother of a baby... it?"
"Let me see! Let me see!" Kapri demanded.
"He—she—it definitely takes after the father," Marah observed, handing Kapri the newborn.
Kapri stared down at her little bundle of joy.
"I didn't even know that kelzacks could... perform," Marah commented.
"I told you they're male!" Kapri insisted, cuddling her child.
"So, no Kelpri?" Marah said disappointed.
"No! I decided on Kapzack, or Zack for short because he's a boy!" Kapri explained.
"So, which one's the dad?" Marah asked.
"That one!" Kapri replied, pointing toward nearby kelzacks. "Oh, no, that one! Nope. Maybe that one!"
Later, Lothor noticed that his niece Marah was moping around his space... thingy (Hey, it sure doesn't look like a space ship!). "I know I'm going to regret this," he began, "but what's wrong?"
She sighed loudly and dramatically. "It's just that I want a baby too!"
"Well, I could always use more kelzacks," Lothor offered. "Here, I'll leave you alone with them."
"No!" Marah disagreed. "I want little Dustin babies!"
"Oh, him again," Lothor replied, slipping into his chair throne thingy.
"I mean, he's like so dreamy and I think we had a thing going," she continued.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Lothor said.
"Oh! I know!" Marah suddenly realized. "Before Kapri got knocked up, we were going to show you our new secret weapon!"
"Go ahead," he offered generously. "I'm in a good mood. I finally got over that constipation. Oh, but don't go into the bathroom without a gas mask."
"I'll go get him!" Marah yelled, running off before returning with an alien that looked an awful lot like a pimp. "Introducing… Dr. Luvin!"
"Thank you, thank you very much," the alien greeted Lothor.
"What does he do?" Lothor asked, leaning forward.
"I'm glad you asked!" Marah replied excitedly. "He can make someone in heat!"
"You're loosing me here," Lothor warned. "A little to the left and he'll be over my new trap door."
"No! Wait!" the alien pleaded. "When someone is in heat, not only do they become more sexually aroused, but they give off pheromones that attract a mate. And, since someone in heat is more fertile—"
Lothor reached for his new trap door button.
"And Dustin won't even be able to help the Power Rangers because he'll be too busy falling all over me!" Marah added.
Lothor relaxed a little. "Okay, I see some potential here, but don't screw it up!" He groaned. "Why do I even tell you that?"
"Don't worry!" Marah told him. "The only thing screwed up will be me!"
Lothor decided to keep his mouth shut while his niece left the ship with Dr. Luvin.
Meanwhile, down on Earth, Dustin was racing Hunter and Blake around a dirt track. As they finished another lap, they skidded their bikes to a stop.
"Man, my back wheel is still totally dragging," Dustin complained, removing his helmet.
Blake laughed. "Keep telling yourself that."
"I'll help you fix it," Hunter offered.
"Thanks!" Dustin said, beaming. "Now, I'm like totally wiped! Where's the drinks, dude?"
The three dismounted their bikes and got cold drinks. As Dustin was drinking his, he noticed a girl standing near the track and… a monster was about to attack her!
Since she looked kinda cute (and oddly familiar), Dustin sprang into action, diving in front of the girl just as the pimp monster shot at her. He took the full fore of the attack and fell to the ground.
Hunter and Blake immediately ran over to him while the monster mumbled, "Oh crap!" and looked around nervously. Dr. Luvin decided his best option for survival was the change his name and move to another galaxy. "Sir Screwup?" he thought. Nah, why rub it in? "I know! Pimp Daddy!"
While the monster debated names, Blake noticed the girl. "Hey! You're… Marah!" he realized.
Marah frowned. And she had spent so much time trying to look… normal. It was not an easy job!
Hunter growled at her while he tried to rouse Dustin.
"Wha—Where am I?" Dustin asked.
"You were hit by some sparkling beam from one of Lothor's monsters," Hunter explained, helping him sit up.
As Dustin looked into Hunter's eyes, he felt something strange burn within him. Hunter looked… beautiful? Woah! Something wasn't right here.
"Get out of here before we kick your backstabbing ass!" Hunter warned Marah.
She frowned. Her whole plan was ruined. But, wait, maybe it could still work… If Dustin were in heat. "Dustin…" she addressed. "Look at me. Do you feel anything, like… stirring in you? Say… a buring desire to have sex with me?"
Dustin gave her a confused look. "Do you have a penis?"
Everyone stared at him in shock.
Had he really said that? But why? Why did he want a penis? After all, he had one of his own already and he liked it quite a lot. In fact, he enjoyed its company every morning, afternoon and night before bed.
He turned his eyes back to Hunter, who was still crouched over him. His eyes ran over Hunter's motocross gear, down Hunter's pants and he stated licking his lips. "Hunter," he moaned, "you're so hot!"
Again, everyone stared at him in shock.
Hmmm, something wasn't quite right here, Dustin thought again.
Meanwhile, Marah realized what was going on and hit herself in the head with her hand. "Damn you, Dr. Luvin!" she yelled, running off to find said alien pimp.
Hunter looked from a fleeing Marah down to a sweat covered Dustin. His big brown eyes looked strangely intense for the normally easy going earth ninja.
Dustin began grabbing at Hunter's gear, trying to pry it off him.
"Uh, Dustin, what are you doing?" Hunter asked. He had to admit that he was feeling strangely aroused by Dustin's behavior. He's always thought the messy haired goofball was kinda cute. He just never thought his feelings would go anywhere…
"Hunter…" Dustin whispered, grabbing the blonde. ""Please… I need you. I… love you."
"Oh, Dustin…" Hunter replied. "I've always wanted to tell you how I felt… and now I can. Dustin, I…"
But, before he could answer, Dustin's lips were on his.
"I… uh…" Blake mumbled, not knowing what to do with his eyes.
"Dustin," Hunter moaned, breaking away from their kiss with a gasp. "Why here? Why now?"
"Too much talking," Dustin complained. "More sex!"
Hunter was torn between his sudden burning desire to bed the younger ninja and his fear of taking advantage of him. "Uh, now?"
"Now! Now!" Dustin begged.
"Uh, here, follow me," Hunter said, leading Dustin behind some trees.
Blake just stared and watched with his mouth hanging open in shock.
Author's Note: What do you think so far? There's this magical button right below that says "Review this Chapter." When you click it, a naked Dustin pops out of your computer screen and gives you some lovin'! (Hmmm… I wonder if people will fall for that…)