"Don't bother, he's not interested in girls," Okita teased.
Gintoki poked his nose and flicked his booger before saying anything.
"Are you just here to torture me? What? Parfaits you say and your treating?"
"aa aa Danna. I have something important to give you." Sougo looked around and came up close to Gintoki. He carefuly slipped a piece of paper into his hand and walked away. "See you Danna."
"Oi, what about that parfait you promised?" Gintoki scratched his head before looking at the piece of paper in his hand. As he read it he froze. He then tucked the paper into his pocket and continued on his way.
"You finally came to pay me that rent," Otose said to him. Gintoki had just walked into Otose's Snack House.
"Didn't I already pay you the other day already, you old hag?"
"Come to think of it, you did," she said. "Might as well pay me in advance then."
Before he could argue, Kagura popped up near him with an evil face.
"Ha ha ha, I hear Gin-chan is gay aru!" she said in a loud tone. She was obviously teasing Gintoki, but he seemed not to care as much.
"Think what you want," he said calmly. "I just want some water."
"It can't beee~!" Saachan screamed as she fell from the ceiling. After a few seconds, she began to have second thoughts. "Come to think of it, he never seemed interested in the females."
"..and all the girls seem to like him," Catherine added. "That bastard doesn't even notice."
"I can hear you catwoman! And there's no girls!" Gin yelled but seemed to be ignored. So he sighed and went back to being as careless. "Wake up and smell the strawberry milk, I'm as straight as they come."
Everyone gazed at each with wonder if Gintoki is actually gay. Gintoki had a sweatdrop from all the stupidity.
"But thats where your wrong." Shinpachi moved his glasses, as tho he was a genious that solved a mystery. "Remember that episode where he was reading a porn magazine? And what about the episode where he stood on a bench peeping at a woman changing in her apartment?"
Everyone began mumbling. Gintoki ignored them.
"Why did Gin-chan have a picture of him an Hijikata in one episode?" Kagura asked with a laughing grin.
Right at that moment, Hijikata and Otae came in the room. Everyone was giving Hijikata a weird stare.
"What are you looking at?" he said.
"Hello everyone. ^^ I've brought some snacks," said Otae happily. "I want to know what you all think of my new recipe."
Everyone froze at the thought of eating her food. They weren't ready to die.
"T-they all have the same flavor, dont they?" Gin stuttered.
"... And I came to see what this white haired guy has to say about that note," said Hijikata, with a slight blush.
"A Note!" everyone said with surprise. They also noticed Hijikata's uneasiness.
"Oi it's not what you think!" Gintoki yelled suddenly defending his position from everyone. "Who cares about my sexual orientation anyways! Let's stop this nonsense!"
"I never knew you thought about me like that," HIjikata said, holding in his anger as best as possible. He put his hand near his sword, getting ready to strike him at any moment.
"Why is everyone ganging up on me?" Gintoki said as calm as he could. His eyebrow twitching with annoyance. His next immediate reaction was to drag the others down with him. "Shinpachi was never interested in girls-!"
"Actually, there have been episodes," Shinpachi defended. "Even got my wallet stolen once and... I will always devote my life to Otsuu!"
"T-then, Kagura-chan. She has never..-"
"I once excercised everyday to someday see a friend of mine," Kagura blushed.
"Sa-chan?"
"Your my one and only loooove~!" She tries to grab onto Gin but got stopped by his foot.
"Catherine?"
"Got cheated."
"Otose!" Gintoki asked lastly with the feeling of defeat.
"You were there Bakka," Otose said. She huffed on her pipe. "Why don't we settle this like adults?"