Disclamer-I do not own Naruto i am merely playing in the world of fanfiction.

I stared at the mound of paperwork wishing it would simply dissapear, you would think after 5 years id be used to this, but no people constantly told him to make a shadow clone to do it for ho,
but that would be impossible because he is already a clone. Being the hokage was a pain in the ass thats for sure. I eventually got bored and activated my crystal ball and looked around konoha and eventually settled upon the blond head of his "boss" or his creater if you wish, but either way he was the one that created the clone and orrdered him to henge as sarutobi and made his short life living hell;
so the his 12 year old creator or "boss" could peek upon the finer sex of konoha at the hot-
springs. He then changed his view to the academy to find his "brother" sleeping on top of the academy roof. He eventually took a page out of his boss's book and put his legs ontop of the hokages desk pulled out an orange book and began reading.

-Hotsprings-

I stood up and brushed off the dirt on my pants and did a sexy no jutsu. He then walked into the female side of the hotsprings. Greeted a few girls with a quick hello and a nod to the head.
He dropped the towel and walked into the hotsprings; he then got another idea running out i undid the technique and henged into a talled me with sandy blonde hair man without the whisker marks he walked into the female hot springs once again stripped down and entered he noticed the volume dropped looked around and noticed the few females looking at him with a shocked expression he stared at them for a few seconds and promplty fell asleep.

I woke up and noticed one that i had a hard on and two my henge was still on and 3 there was one of the hottest girls i have ever seen riding me like a champ, he looked over her shoulder and saw his director. He was a very tall man around 6'2 with long white hair and headband with the kanji for oil on it. His director then noticed him and help up a sign saying "go back to sleeping or atleast pretend to be asleep its a new segment for the movie were working on, i'll tell you about it later.

He agreed now knowing while this amazingly hot busty blonde was riding him; he simply accepted his fate and put his back down and pretended to go back to sleep.(he laid his head down on the grassy part of the hotsprings).

Being the hokage was fucking sweet in his opinion he may be twelve physically,but after absorbing the fox's memories and chakra, along with constant training for 1 month with 365 shadow clones a day, and another year after that of taijutsu to get up to hokage level.

It was a sunny day when sarutobi first took naruto into his household and told him he would begin his training.

"Naruto i know you may be only 5 but you passed my test and you can now begin your training with me." said Sarutobi the 3rd Hokage of the village hidden in the leaves.

"Fine okay,but how was learning the shadow clone technique have anything to do with training; sure its cool and all, but what's the point?" said Naruto

"well Naruto there is an ancient law set up by the 1st hokage claiming that anyone that learns a jutsu from the frobidden scroll must become a jounin or be trained by the current Hokage. As for the shadow clone technique if you were to create 365 clones for a day straight that would be equivalent to 1 year of training. So today i want you to read all the scrolls any my libary using your clones."

"Yes sir" was the quick reply given by naruto.

Sarutobi chuckled knowing this would be the birth of a legend.

A week has passed by at the sarutobi household and within this week naruto has read and mastered all the ninjutsu within the libary normally this would be impossible but with the constant use of clones 7 days turned into 7 years of training.
As another week came and went Naruto has finally mastered chakra control.
When the third week came naruto mastered genjutsu, and after the 4th week came and went naruto mastered his nature manipulation to such a degree that he could summon a thunderstorm or a simple cloud by mixing his wind and water manipulation. His favorite was though to create a platform of water and have it rise into the air and then ride on the top of the platform while the air pushed him at insane speeds.

"Alright naruto now that you have surpassed me in almost every way it is time for you to travel the shinobi world and find a summoning contract most suited to you and learn the summons taijutsu style."

"yes sir!" exclaimed Naruto

As he turned around to look at the village gates with nothing but the clothes on his back and a few ninja tools he turned around and began his quest.

The village would not see him again for another 18 months.