Here is the incredibly late sequel to The Janitor's Closet Never Left You which is the sequel to The Always There For You Janitor's Closet. I introduce to you all…

The Secret Fun of the Janitor's Closet

I walked up to the college with a grin on my face knowing full well that I'm ready to take on the world! College is the world of mysterious fun where adults attempt to create order where there is none. Because everyone here…. Is an adult! Well mostly…

I skipped forward running into Sasori, Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan. I grinned at them all and bowed showing off my tall black boots, black biker shorts, and baggy jersey. Somehow it was still hot looking. I don't know how though.

"Hey boys." I said with a smirk holding a piece of paper tightly in my hands. Sasori looked down at it while the others nodded their greetings to me.

"What's that?" He asked just as Haku and Naruto glomped me on either side.

"Tell them about the paper, boys." I said feeling all high and mighty like I should while stupid noobs walked past and tried to find out where to go.

"Sakura got permission to kidnap people, use all janitors' closets for anything, and interrupt classes for stuff that has to do with the above." Haku grinned. I nodded and held out the paper. Orochimaru was very kind when it had to do with this paper. He just said yes informing me that Jiraiya and Tsunade already told him about it.

Suddenly Neji ran up to us with a paper in his hands. It was the dorm he had. "Sakura…" He gasped out and clutched his stomach tightly. I watched him for a moment then noticed Gaara out of the corner of my eye. We haven't talked in a while. I don't know why but suddenly in freshmen year of high school he just quit talking to me.

I blinked and turned back to my dying friend. "I… We… we have the same dorm room." He choked out making my eyes widen before I smiled at him and hugged him tightly. Haku snatched the paper from his hands and read over it with Naruto.

"Hey that's the room next to ours!" They cheered. The Akatsuki members looked at them both curiously. That's when I realized something odd. Why would I get a dorm in the guy's place? There's a building for girls and one for boys yet… I'm in the boys place.

"I had to… do some horrible things in order to get us this dorm…" Neji whispered and began to shiver. The boys took pity on him but I couldn't figure out what he was talking about. Orochimaru doesn't seem like the type to torture people! He didn't even seem attracted to me at all… which I'm pretty happy about. Oreo creeps me out…

I ran past the boys when I saw Temari. We've been hanging out for a while and I think she's pretty cool. She was currently talking with Shikamaru making me smile at him then turn to her. "Hey adult!" I said cheesily knowing she's a little older than me. Being nineteen means she's already been an adult for a year.

"You're an adult too right?" She asked with a smile. I nodded happy that she remembered my age if only that much. Temari nodded for a moment then smirked when she noticed Shikamaru looking me up and down. We both knew why.

He's been worried about me since I became a zombie in front of everyone four years ago. That was no big deal though. Sasori and Gaara fixed me… even if Sabaku is no longer here to help me out or talk to me. I wonder why he bothered coming here. This school is for the lackeys who were too lazy during school… oh wow I would laugh so hard if that's why he's here with us dummies.

"You look good. Like yourself again." Shikamaru said voicing his proud manliness of the situation. It's not like he's acting like my mom who burst into tears. Ino and Hinata cried too I think. I smirked at the brunette, knowing something that he doesn't know. His eyes grew weary at my famous smirk.

"I'm better. On the second floor of the girl's dorms, in the janitor's closet, next to the elevators, is Kiba tied up and gagged in the closet for the past hour." I said softly with a glint in my eyes. Kiba just had to call me a freak… oh poor little boy didn't know what's coming did he? Oh well it's not my problem. Most likely I won't even use that closet again. Wonder when someone will fine him…

"You are sick." Temari grinned patting my shoulder while Shikamaru sighed and hung his head. I just laughed maniacally knowing this is just the beginning of my college career. Med school? It's too long for me not to have a little bit of fun along the way. It'll be my fun that no one will ever be able to prove.

Ironically enough this school for the stupid is connected to a med school. That's the one I'm going to while they're going to this one. The dorms are shared since the schools are shared. The dumb and the smart mixed up together… how sad.

I took out my phone and called up Haku and Naruto, telling them to let Kiba loose whenever they have time. I don't want to get in trouble already and that was a bit… sloppy to say the least. Half the school witnessed me dragged him across campus…

Oh well!

This is college… a beautiful place with little coffee stands everywhere. I'll need that after my long nights of scheming… wow. Is it just me or is this exciting? I'm an adult now and no teachers here really care about legalities! It's an amazing place of learning! Too bad mine may be slightly illegal.