naurto was taking a nice,french-free,nap. he was dreaming of sunshine hitting sais face ever so gently. when suddenly,a wild sasuke appears! "oh no!" yelled nartoe,please dont eat meeee!" sasuke slithered over. "I am woman,hear me ROOOOOAR" he said as he fiercly rips his clothes off and attacks naruto with his vaginal area and bit down on his head."i wouldnt do that if i where you!" yelled sai angrily as he zapped sasuke with electricity from his"pikachu" which made sasuke fall over and sob like a little stupid french man. "oooh~ sai! your so brave!" and then they had sweet love on top of sasuke. meanwhile elsewhere kakashi ate a french bread sandwhich and dyed.
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AN
this is my first storie thanks for reading