Ok, the single person will NEVER be identified so that you as the reader may put yourself there or your friend if you so choose. Disclaimer: I own FF7 as a game to play, but I'm not the one who made it! And to the dating game, bug off! I'm trying to do something funny for once!
Welcome To: Who Would YOU Pick? I'm your host, The Lifestreem, since I'm the only one the author thinks I AM a character that has no gender! Today we have one bacheloret waiting to meet our three contesting Bachelors! Let's begin!
Girl': Bachelor number one, what kind of music do you listen to?
1: I listen to whatever you want to listen to I guess If I were to pick, I'd have to say pop.
Girl': Bachelor number two, If you were a flower, what flower would you be?
2: I'd say I'd be a cactus flower, cuz I'm &*^%&^ rare!
Girl': Alright Bachelor number three, Goals are important in life, what are your goals?
3: To give Mother what belongs to her, and to harm those who betrayed her. Then I will rise in power along side Mother, so no one can ever challenge us AGAIN!
Girl': That's very honest of you! Bachelor number one, if we went to Gold Saucer on our first date, what rides and attractions would you take me to?
1: First, we would see the Event Square's show. Then we would go to Speed Square where I will make sure to win a prize for you. Then to Wonder Square and name the Mogs in Mog House after us, and win some more prizes for you. And finally to Round Square, where we can have some alone time.
Girl': Oh, how nice! Bachelor number two, I want to do something exciting, but I'm not sure what. Where would you take me for some excitement?
2: Well, how does &^%& space sound to you? A nice rocket launch into the great beyond where no one but us'll be!
Girl': That does sound exciting! Bachelor number three, same question.
3: I shall take you with Mother and I to become ultimately powerful
Girl': That's sounds very different! Bachelor number one, if I disliked you hairstyle, would you change it just for me?
1: No.
Girl': Harsh! But at least you're honest! Bachelor number two, same question.
2: Yeah, I guess so If it's THAT &^%& important
Girl': Oh how sweet! Bachelor number three, again, same question.
3: You won't dislike my hair, no one does
Lifestreem: Alright! That's all the time we have for questions! Our bacheloret will now have to choose as our audience changes to the next chapter!