Statistics
Among the lower ranks of the chess pieces, women outnumber men two to one. Of these, less than a quarter are in a long-term relationship. Of the three-quarters that are left, four out of five would like nothing better than to get into Phantom's pants. At least two of these want him for the status that banging the number-one knight would give them, and one of these also hates Candice. Go figure.
Of the half that is now left, three-quarters have a jealous short-term boyfriend, who would probably run for the hills if Phantom ever did show interest in anyone of the female gender, and the small portion that is left is made up of girls who invariably have gigantic crushes on our silver-haired Adonis.
Despite the fact that he is a zombie.
Personally, I never really saw the point in necrophilia. But whatever floats your boat, I guess.
A Note From Lady Bad Luck: You can count me among those who have a gigantic crush on Phantom, haha, so please don't hate me. I just thought it would be interesting to write something like this. I think it might be Peta talking…
