Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.
Author's note: This story takes place at the Stewart family's home in Tennesee. May the God bless Miley and her friends!
Cute little Miley!
Little 8 year old Miley Ray Stewart is on the floor in her room playing with her dolls.
"Hi, Mile!" says Miley's father Robby Ray as he enters the room.
"Dad, I wanna hang out with boys!" says Miley as she does the puppy dog-face.
"No way, Miley!" says Robby Ray.
"Why not...?" says Miley with a sad voice.
"Boys aren't always that nice, bud. I don't want anything bad to happen to my little girl." says Robby Ray.
"Calm down, daddy! Nothing's gonna happen to me!" says Miley.
"You don't know that for sure, Miley!" says Robby Ray. "Sometimes boys go a little too far when it comes to girls."
"What do ya mean?" says Miley confused.
"They might hurt the girl even though they didn't want to..." says Robby Ray.
"Don't treat me like a little kid!" says an angry and sad Miley.
"You ARE a kid, Miley Ray Stewart! No more talkin' about this! End of story!" says Robby Ray as he leave the room.
"Daddy! I wanna hang out with boys!" says Miley as she begin to cry.
Miley throw one of her dolls against the wall.
"Why can't I hang out with boys?" screams Miley through her tears.
Later the same day.
"Mom, can I hang out with boys?" says Miley as she does the puppy dog-face.
"Sure, Miley!" says Miley's mother Susan Stewart.
"Thanks, mom!" says a very happy Miley.
"My little Miley ain't gonna spend any time with boys before she turns 18, that's for sure!" says Robby Ray with a serious voice.
"Daddy!" says Miley.
"Come on, Robby! What do you think's goin' to happen? She's 8 years old, damn it! They are just gonna play!" says Susan.
"Maybe, but I wanna be on the safe side of things here!" says Robby Ray.
"It's not like she's gonna have sex! Calm down! Our daughter needs to know what it's like to be around boys." says Susan.
"She's a kid, yes that's true, but even at that age some boys can be a pain in the ass." says Robby Ray. "I'll keep me daughter away from danger!"
"Sweet stupid niblets! This is really the wrong time to be the angry old father!" says Susan to her husband.
"Dang flabit! Enough of this freakin' shit! My daughter is not gonna spend any time around random boys!" says Robby Ray in a loud and angry voice.
Robby Ray grab his guitar and leaves the room.
"Mom, I wanna play with boys!" says Miley in a sad voice.
"If that's what you want to, that's okey!" says Susan with a smile.
"Yay!" says a very happy Miley as a big smile appear on her face.
Miley does a small happy-dance.
"You're the best mom ever!" says Miley to her mother.
"Thank you, Miley!" says Susan.
The End.
Author's note 2: I hope you like this little story...