I do not own the Legend of Zelda franchise so don't sue me all you ready to leap Lawers

THIS is in no way meant to be insulting.

You have been Playing Legend of Zelda to Long when…

#1. You know the name of every single monster in every single game including the minor monsters.

#2. You believe that you are actually a Hylian who is trying to fit in with the rest of the Human race.

#3. You find a shinny stone and immediately think it is one of the spiritual stones.

#4. You get teased by your parents for trying to dress up as a kokiri.

#5. You write about Link meeting you singing, dancing, drinking etc... even though he would not do that if he was real.

#6. … You fainted when you read #5. because you thought Link was real.

#7. You see a large tree in a forest and think it's the Great Deku Tree.

#8. You attempt to learn magic…

#9. You actually do.

#10. You write Fanfiction.(Guilty)

#11. Every time you see a new Zelda game you are first in line at the store to get it and threaten any person who gets in your way.

#12. You can play all the Zelda ocarina songs on any instrument with out messing up. (Guilty)

#13. You walk into a temple and wonder which sage it belongs to.

#14. You craft your own bow and arrows so to become a sharp shooter like Link.

#15. You see a glowing ball of light and think it's a Fairy.

#16. You buy a sword and think it's the Master Sword.

#17. Every time you play the game you already know what is going to happen.

#18. Your parents start to tease you by saying Link, Zelda, Ganon ect, is at the door.

#19. Every time you see a movie you plan a good crossover. (Guilty)

#20. You play Final Fantasy 7-10 again so to Name all the characters you can after Zelda Characters.

#21. In school for every Halloween you dress up as both Link and Ganon.

#22. You think you're the next chosen Hero.

#23. Each of your birthdays have A LOZ theme to them and you actually believe its real.

#24. You plan to sail the Pacific Ocean to Look for Hyrule.

#25. You have dressed up like Link for about a year.

#26. You plan to go and kill Navi because she annoyed you too much.

#27. You find a Blue ocarina and think it's the ocarina of Time.

#28. You go to the Mountains and expect to see some gorons

#29. You expect to see Zoras in lakes or rivers.

#30. You named your new pet after a Zelda Character.

#31. Everytime you see a huge spider you think it is a skulltela or skullwallta.

#32. You have desided to base your entire life around the Zelda series and can't think of life with out any type of zelda thing in it.

#33. You actually have a zelda theme to your house and or room.

#34. People don't know you by your name rather they know you as the Zelda obsessed freak.

#35. You bought a horse just so you could name it Epona.

#36. Every day at twilight you pray that Zant will come to our world and turn it into the twilight realm just so you could save it if you were the next hero.

#37. You put a stuffed animal on your back and acted like a wolf so it would be as if Midna was ridding you.

#38. You mess with chickens hoping they would chase you like they do in the game.

#39. ...they actually do and you get hurt because of it.

#40. When you go to the hospital you ask if they have any potions or fairies in stock.

And #41. You actually read all of these to see which ones related to you.

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Well that was just for Fun and be sure to Read and Review. This is in no way meant to be insulting to those who actually do play LOZ too much. PSTU over and Out.