I HATE YOU!" austria said as he fearcely beat prussia to death with nothing but a metal spork. he then procedded to lean down and eat prussias 5 meter neck. austria smiled as prussia sat up(wtf shouldnt he be dead?)and kissed him passionantly. "I love you much" he said blushing. "i love you too...but..." "hm? asked prussia "..not only do you associate with french bastards but...im having an affair with my piano." "noooooo!" prussia said as his face turned to that of a muscular old man.