Hey guys whats up? I'm stuck with Taking a Risk, and I got this great idea in my head that I need to get out, so here is another story that i wanna write

ENJOY!

P.S. Bones isn't mine, but I wish Booth was.

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Brennan sighed and looked over at her best friend in exasperation.

"Angela, what are we doing here?"

Angela smiled deviously. "Why meeting the boys of course. I figured we should all do our shopping together. After all, Booth's birthday is tomorrow. Don't you want to surprise him with a special gift?"

"But Angela, giving gifts is an archaic expression of asserting dominance over-"

"Yes sweetie, but don't you think it's a little fun? Just a little? Especially for Booth, and ALL that he's done for you."

Brennan sighed again. She had to agree with her. Angela had just made a rational argument, and who was she to dismiss logic? "Fine Ange, I will buy him a gift."

Angela squealed in delight. "Great, but we also need to pick up some clothes for you."

"Clothes? What is wrong with my clothes?"

"Nothing is wrong with your clothes, but your underwear, yes. Sweetie, you need LACE." And with that Agnela pulled Brennan into the nearest lingerie store.

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Booth hopped out of his SUV and smiled. Ange had called earlier, asking him to join the squint squad in a shopping trip.

"Heh, yeah this is gonna be great." He smirked as he strutted over to the doors, and that's when the yelling began.

"Hodgins that is highly improbable-"

"Highly improbable my ass! I saw you do it!"

"You can't prove it, there were no other witnesses!"

"You are sick man! Just sick!"

Suddenly both Zach and Hodgins spotted Booth.

"Booth!" Hodgins called jogging over. "We need you to solve something-"

"No way!" Booth shook his head and stepped back. "From the conversation I overheard I don't want to know."

"But Booth, you don't understand-" Zach began.

"Oh I think I do. And, you know what Let's just all go inside and find the girls, okay?"

"Okay." Zach and Hodgins agreed.

Booth smirked. "Excellent, it's freezing out here."

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Angela stuffed the purchased items into another store's bag. "There! Now none of the guys have to know what you bought."

Brennan shrugged, and started waving to someone Angela couldn't see. "They're here."

The guys walked up, and Booth smiled as he reached Brennan.

"Hey Bones, long time no see."

"What are you talking about? We saw each other five days ago when we were working on the case."

Booth rolled his eyes. "It's just an expression Bones, come on let's go shopping!"

Brennan groaned. "I hate shopping."

"But your a girl Bones."

"Thank you for observing that Booth, however my gender does not imply that I follow the typical gender roles that are maintianed by this society-"

"Thanks Bones, but I really don't care. Come on!"

Brennan stared at Booth in shock as he dragged her around the mall.

"Oh hey Bones, this store looks cool."

Brennan looked at the store in dismay. The sign was worn and falling, but the words ancient weaponry and armor could still be read. They went inside, and looked around. Booth was playing with a broad sword when Brennan gasped and called him over.

"Booth! These handcuffs were created in 1796 by a man named La Ferre de Ponce. According to legend, these handcuffs would securely fasten themselves onto two beings, only to be separated when they admitted their love for each other." B

Booth eyed her strangely. "Where did you learn that?"

"Google."

Booth chuckled softly. Of course. Then he thought of a brilliant idea. He grabbed the handcuffs and handcuffed Brennan to him. He smirked satisfactorily. "There! Haha! Now you have to admit your love for me!"

Brennan rolled her eyes. "First of all, I don't love you. Second of all if you love someone, you also have to tell this person before the handcuffs release you."

Booth smiled "I love Parker!" He winked and tried to pull off the handcuffs, but they wouldn't budge. He tried again, but no luck. Sweating slightly he looked at Bones, and realized what a predicament he was in.

"Well I don't love anyone." Brennan said matter-of-factly. She also tried to pull the handcuffs off, but with no prevail. They looked panic-stricken at each other.

"Well I don't love you!" Brennan exclaimed.

"Hey, same here Bones!" Booth agreed. They both sat there moping until the old lady that owned the shop walked towards them.

"Can I...oh I see you found the handcuffs of love, if neither of you can take it off, it's yours, free of charge." They both tried, but they couldn't seem to pull them off. The lady smiled warmly. "Well, why don't you two lovebirds hit the road, don't forget to tell me how it works out!"

Booth and Brennan skulked out of the store where they ran into Hodgins and Angela kissing at the food court. Angela saw them first.

"Hey sweetie! How's it-wait, where did those cuffs come from? I didn't know you liked it kinky Booth."

Booth sneered at her. "Angela, right now's not a good time okay?"

Brennan sighed. "Look, I'll buy a smoothie, and then I will tell you the whole story okay?"

Angela nodded eagerly. "Okay, I'll be here waiting!"

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so what do you think? ya, nay, okay? should i stop? it's all up to you! (insert dramatic music)