I would trade my brother for Bowser!
Hey guys! So this is my second fic, it may not be that good. Special thanks to Kaiimi's story Randomness in the mushroom kingdom for inspiration. You guys should read her stories; they are REALLY good, and now for the copyright! I don't own anything but everything! Wait that didn't make sense, let's just say that I just have OC's and that's it. Enjoy! And this is how I write things, deal with it.
Ember: Hello ladies and toads! This is Ember Ashes for Mushroom news, and today we've got an interview with Mario, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Mario: Glad you could be here Ember.
*A bunch of questions the Author was too lazy to write later*
Ember: How is your relationship with your brother?
Mario: Oh, man. I would trade Luigi for Bowser ANY day!
Ember: Why?
Mario: He's CONSTANTLY driving me crazy-
Luigi: Hey Marrrriiiiiiiooooooo! Daisy's coming over, so you and your friend's have gotta leave!
Mario: -Ugh. See?
*A quick trip outside later*
Mario: And another thing, he's SUCH a crybaby! Could I have a flashback?
Ember: Sure thing. PETE! GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND START THE FLASHBACK! OR ELSE I'LL _*this part was bleeped cause I don't want to have any lawsuits*
Ember: _AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Mario: o_O
*Over 9000 (Just had to make that joke!) Luigi breakdowns later*
Mario: You see?
Ember: But what about your first adventure as kids?
Mario: How did you know about that? Anyway, yeah, he was there during that adventure with the Yoshis. But he got kidnapped for that adventure. EVEN I COULD FIGHT WELL LUIGI! AND YOU STILL CAN'T EVEN FIGHT WELL NOW!
Ember: Whoa! Calm down! And weren't you kidnapped before too?
Mario: What?
Ember: The Mansion incident?
Mario: Oh, right, that. I don't even think he cared about me! His eyes were always on the treasure.
Ember: Now you're making him sound like Wario.
Mario: Hey, it's true! Even when he and I came out of the mansion, he was looking at King Boo's crown.
Ember: Hmm. I'll take your word on it, anything else you hate about him?
Mario: Oh do I! His cowardice.
Ember: Pardon?
Mario: C'mon, we all remember this:
*Flashback to the infamous Waddle Dee scene in SSBB*
Ember: Ha ha! I love that scene! Well, that's good proof.
Mario: Want me to show you in person?
Ember: Sure!
Mario: Okay, get me the most timid Boo you can find.
*Half an hour later*
Ember: Okay, there's your Boo, now what?
Mario: You'll see. Now let's go, your timing was perfect, Daisy just left.
*The three walk into Mario's place*
Mario: Okay Boo, go in there and scare him! And Ember, make sure your camera's are on.
Boo: O-o-okay.
*Boo goes up to Luigi, who has his back turned*
Boo: Um…Boo?
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*The two go around in circles until they run into each other*
*Ember and Mario are laughing there heads off in the bedroom*
Ember: HA HA HA! One more question Mario, why would you trade Luigi for BOWSER of all people?
Mario: First person who was ugly enough for the job that came to mind.
Ember: Fitting.
Mario: Thank you.
Ember: Well folks, that's all the time we have for now. I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Mushroom news. Until next time!