quick authors note: Why the hell are your reading this?
Mario is Super Pregnant
Its midday in the mushroom kingdom, well Mario's midday. In reality its noon. Just as Mario turns on the new season of Orange is the new Koopa Luigi bursts through the door "Mario! Mario! look at this!" Luigi shoves a paper towel labled Medical Document in Marios face.
"Luigi what the HECK is this?" "Look at the bottom! It's important!" Mario looks at the paper towel and see's that in the bottom right corner it says in poorly written cursive
u aint brothers lmao also mario is a girl and has been wearing a fake mustache this entire time, get trolled fam *dab*
"Luigi, does that mean we can confess our love without it being taboo?" Mario asked, teary-eyed "yeah Mario, so does that mean we're gonna fuck?" Mario nodded, her cheeks blushing
Authors Note: This story is so fucked
Mario took her mustache off revealing the face of a really hot anime waifu. Luigi ripped off his overalls and fucked Mario's face. Then they did a whole bunch of crazy ass positions like the reverse helicopter, the landing pad, the thrift shop, mega blow slip, and failing rapper.
Authors Note: Anyone get a little turned on reading that?
While in the middle of failing rapper Princess Peach burst through the door. As soon as she saw what was happening she ran away screaming like any reasonable person would. "Luigi did she catch us?" "Yes Mario I think she did" "Fuck."
The next morning Mario pissed on a red toad and it turned pink, that can only mean one thing! Marios Pregnant!
Authors Note: I couldn't bring myself to continue with this story. But now I wonder how he tells Luigi and what he does with the baby. Maybe if i want to torture myself more ill make a part 2. Also you just read this whole thing you twisted fuck.