This is my second ff8 story...hopefully it does better than the last one, I
do not own ff8 or the lord of the rings
Chapter 1- Prologue
One mini -mall to rule them all
One mini -mall to find them One mini -mall to bring them all And in the shopping bind them
It began with the forging of the great malls
Three mini-malls were given to Pacific Mall Expensive, best place to buy anime and such of all malls
Seven to Fairview Mall Great clothing stores inside
And nine, nine mini-malls to the place of Markville Mall who, Above all else, desired mini skirts
For within these mini -malls bound the strength
and the will to govern each mall
But they were, all of them, deceived;
for another mini -mall was made. In the land of Derring city, in the lights of the casino's
The dark Lady Edea poured her cruelty, her manicures And her will to dominate all mini -malls
One mini-mall to rule them all
One by one, the free shoppers of Middle-Earth shopped To the things inside that mini-mall
But there were some who resisted
A last alliance of shoppers Marched at other mini-malls
It was at this moment, when all hope had faded, That a drunk hobo, son of a even dunker hobo, took out some cash and went to the beer store
Edea, the enemy of the free shoppers of Middle-Earth was defeated. She ran out of money and stock
The mini-mall passed to the drunk hobo, who had this one chance to steal everything in it to destroy this evil forever.
But the heart of drunk hobo's are smart enough to take the mini-mall all for themselves And the mini-mall has a will of it's own. It betrayed the drunk hobo, a bunch of gangs who the drunk hobo owed money to killed him and took all the stocks
And some thing that should not of been forgotten, Were lost
New becomes old, old became vandalized, And for two and a half years, The mini-mall passed out of knowledge
Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new manager
Seifer- (A place to sleep..)
The mini-mall came to the knight in shining armor who got his ass kicked by a couple of Seeds Seifer, who slept and ate the moldy food and wore the old clothes.
And there, it consumed him with all of the mold and the sweaters made him itchy
The mini-mall's food brought Seifer a strange urge to hit on Fujin and the shirts gave Seifer rashes bigger than his will to to hit on Fujin. (and man that is pretty huge) For 3 months it brought him more and more urges and more rashes. And soon the mini-mall waited
More mini-malls crept back into the world Rumor grew of a super bargain in the east, Whispers of an nameless place. And the mini-mall of super savings perceived: It's time had now come While Seifer was going at the back to pee, he saw Fujin, they began making out.
Seifer abandoned to mini-mall
But something happened then, the mini-mall did not intend
It was picked up by the most unlikely person imaginable
Xu- holy shiet this mall has everything!!!
A superintendent, Xu (something) of Balamb garden
Seifer- makes kissing noises at the backreound
For a time will soon come when students of Balamb will shape the future of all...
Chapter 1- Prologue
One mini -mall to rule them all
One mini -mall to find them One mini -mall to bring them all And in the shopping bind them
It began with the forging of the great malls
Three mini-malls were given to Pacific Mall Expensive, best place to buy anime and such of all malls
Seven to Fairview Mall Great clothing stores inside
And nine, nine mini-malls to the place of Markville Mall who, Above all else, desired mini skirts
For within these mini -malls bound the strength
and the will to govern each mall
But they were, all of them, deceived;
for another mini -mall was made. In the land of Derring city, in the lights of the casino's
The dark Lady Edea poured her cruelty, her manicures And her will to dominate all mini -malls
One mini-mall to rule them all
One by one, the free shoppers of Middle-Earth shopped To the things inside that mini-mall
But there were some who resisted
A last alliance of shoppers Marched at other mini-malls
It was at this moment, when all hope had faded, That a drunk hobo, son of a even dunker hobo, took out some cash and went to the beer store
Edea, the enemy of the free shoppers of Middle-Earth was defeated. She ran out of money and stock
The mini-mall passed to the drunk hobo, who had this one chance to steal everything in it to destroy this evil forever.
But the heart of drunk hobo's are smart enough to take the mini-mall all for themselves And the mini-mall has a will of it's own. It betrayed the drunk hobo, a bunch of gangs who the drunk hobo owed money to killed him and took all the stocks
And some thing that should not of been forgotten, Were lost
New becomes old, old became vandalized, And for two and a half years, The mini-mall passed out of knowledge
Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new manager
Seifer- (A place to sleep..)
The mini-mall came to the knight in shining armor who got his ass kicked by a couple of Seeds Seifer, who slept and ate the moldy food and wore the old clothes.
And there, it consumed him with all of the mold and the sweaters made him itchy
The mini-mall's food brought Seifer a strange urge to hit on Fujin and the shirts gave Seifer rashes bigger than his will to to hit on Fujin. (and man that is pretty huge) For 3 months it brought him more and more urges and more rashes. And soon the mini-mall waited
More mini-malls crept back into the world Rumor grew of a super bargain in the east, Whispers of an nameless place. And the mini-mall of super savings perceived: It's time had now come While Seifer was going at the back to pee, he saw Fujin, they began making out.
Seifer abandoned to mini-mall
But something happened then, the mini-mall did not intend
It was picked up by the most unlikely person imaginable
Xu- holy shiet this mall has everything!!!
A superintendent, Xu (something) of Balamb garden
Seifer- makes kissing noises at the backreound
For a time will soon come when students of Balamb will shape the future of all...