Warning: This shit is random as hell.
Malik was squeezing a huge zit that didn't want to come out of his leg. He grasped his thigh furiously and pinched so all the contents exploded out of the zit leaving a bleeding hole in Malik's leg. There were blood and sebum all over the man's hand and thigh. It smelled like rotten corpse. Exhilarated Malik licked his soiled fingers hungrily.
Suddenly Altaïr busted through the ceiling. He was screaming like an ape as his dick squirted sperm all over Malik's face. The infuriated man took a hold of Altaïr's hips and thrusted his fist in the master assassin's ass. That made the naked man howl and soon his body started to shake uncontrollably with farts. Shit begun to run down Malik's arm as he pushed his hand even deeper into the ass. The smell of pure shit made Malik so horny that he had to lick the brown substance on him.
Altaïr's howling had alerted Ezio. He had sneaked in the room and now he jerked off to the beautiful view. He squeezed his juicy cock and twisted his sore nipple which made him moan from gratification. His dick was hard and throbbing. Leonardo's Ezio senses started to tingle.
Malik had stretched Altaïr's asshole so big that he had pushed his head insade the assassin's ass. One armed man's head pounded in and out of the ass and the shit splatter on his shoulders. Altaïr was screaming in enjoyment.
At the same time Auditore was very close to coming when a wild da Vinci appeared and tackled him behind. Ezio's dick hit the floor and started bleeding cum and blood. Exitedly Leo started to lick off the bloody sperm as the other bucked his hips in the delight of orgasm.
Altaïr had also reached his orgasm and more cum spread. A loud smacking noise came as Malik took his head out of Altaïr pulsating ass. His eyes and nose were full off shit and as he took a deep breath in he could taste the piquant flavor of his lover's feces on his tongue. Malik threw up on Altaïr's chest and dipped his hard dick in it.
Leonardo's huge cock pounded into Ezio's ear as his brain splattered all over the walls and floor. Ezio moaned in delight. Leo's sperm bursted in the man's head with unbelievable force. They both fell on the dirty floor.
Malik rubbed his penis on his own vomit and scratched his balls so they started to bleed and pus seeped from the cuts. His masturbating started to get very ferocious as he got closer to his orgasm. Altaïr stuck his ten inch cock into Malik's gaping ass.
Brainless and bleeding Ezio awakened and threw Leo off of him. He was angry and hungry and craving for.. raw penis. Ezio's eyes glimmered with insanity as he looked at da Vinci's throbbing dick. He pushed his fingers in Leo's ass and pulled him closer. Leo screamed from surprise and pain as the zombie tugged him from his ass. Ezio's chapped lips closed around the other's penis.
Altaïr came into Malik's ass as Leo screamed in pain and joy when Ezio bit his bloody teeth in the man's flesh. Leonardo's penis was cut off and Ezio gulped it down with delight. He savoured it taste and licked the spot where penis had been.
Ezio jumped on Malik and Altaïr. Malik came and puked at the same time when Ezio started to rip his penis off. Sperm, blood and vomit flew everywhere and all of them squirmed and screamed in an enchanting way.
The Italian shat as he savoured Malik's cock. Unfortunately that turned Altaïr on so much that he chomped his own dick off and didn't leave any for Ezio. That infuriated him so much that he decided to run out of the room to rape and eat other people's penises. And even today people fear Ezio the dick eater. So kids, don't go fuck people in their ears, it's rude and creates zombies that feed on dicks.