Disclaimer: ...I don't own .hack or anything related to it, aside from my own characters. Bandai, please don't shoot me! hides
Anyway...on with the randomness! :D
.hackCRAZY STEP
Chapter 1: Where's the Exit?
Kirby: Hello everyone, and welcome to--...
Tsukasa: This isn't a game show, what are you doing!?
Kirby: Oh yeah. Um...where's the cue cards!? -cry-
BT: . -run around screaming about evil lettuce dinosaurs haunting her dreams-
Subaru: -walks by BT, arches an eyebrow- ...O.o
Sora: ..
BT: ..But, but, the lettuce...!
Sora: Will you shut up about the lettuce, Miss Bacon-and-Tomato? -blammed-
BT: :O
Sora: Ow. X.x
Kirby: AAAANYWAY! I-- -cut off-
Tsukasa: Enough, you're behind the scenes! -shove authoress backstage-
Kirby: HEY! ;.;
Crim: I hope you aren't paying us for this.
Kirby: I'm not.
Tsukasa: Damn! :x
Subaru: .. What would I do with pay, anyway? It's fake pay.
Others: Point achieved. :D
Kirby: HEY! I resent that! Unless you want me to stop the stoooory...
All: O.O Nooooo! We'll do anything! Anything!
Kirby: ...Anything, you say? -grin-
-Later, Kite (who refused to be let in at the next chapter so self-inserted here) is standing in an Uncle Sam costume while Tsukasa and Subaru are running around in Santa suits.-
Kite: I don't know why I agreed to this. I'm dressed up as an American icon. I'M JAPANESE, DAMN YOU! :O
Tsukasa: Beats running around in velvet and wool in the MIDDLE OF JULY!
Subaru: I'm hot in this. I want out. :/
Kite: Can't, authoress' orders, remember?
Both: Yeah, yeah. -sweat-
-Sora and BT are dressed up as, respectively, a giant head of lettuce and, well...BT.-
BT: AAH! NO! GET AWAY FROM MEEEE! -bats Sora with her wand-
Sora: Ow, ow, OUCH! Damn you, woman, watch the pointy apparel!
BT: Silence, fiend! -run away screaming-
Sora: -sweatdrop-
Crim: (Thank goodness for hiding in the rafters...)
Ginkan: (I'm just glad I wasn't here.)
A-20: (Could've just snuck back to Bandai and stuff.)
Both: (:O Really?)
A-20: (No.)
Both: (Damn!)
Chappy end! XP Hope you like it! Review, since you already READ...Tsukasa: Eh! Now I feel like I'm in menopause thanks to you!
Kirby: Well, you said you'd do anything.
Tsukasa: ...Meanie. ;.;