SMOLY HOKES! Is this ANOTHER crossover I'm writing? Just to tell you, all my crossover fics reserve the right to be crack-ish at times (Everyone who has read my .Hackfull metal alchemist crossover should know that). Just so you know and don't get all Oo all the time.
Expect frequent changes between the names Suguru and Fujisaki.
It was a beautiful day in Konohagakure village and Lord Hokage was doing... stuff... around his house. As he passed his weird little crystal ball thingy, he saw three figures. Upon closer inspection, he saw that they were three young men dressed in odd clothes. The old man cocked and eyebrow and continued with whatever he was doing, as the young men seemed to pose no threat. They didn't even appear to be ninja anyway.
"It still needs something." Fujisaki puzzled.
"Eh?" Hiro asked.
"The music, it just still needs something." The sixteen-year-old replied.
"Like what kind of something?" Shuichi asked, walking over to the synth and examining it.
Suguru straightened his back and stood in a manner that would make one think that he was actually important.
"I have no clue." he announced. Shuichi and Hiro fell anime style.
"Well, if you can't figure it out let's try playing the song again." Hiro suggested.
"That's a good idea!" Shuichi said happily. He reached for the microphone as Hiro picked up his guitar and Fujisaki placed his hands over the keys of his synth.
"Go!" Hiro commanded. Suguru nearly started playing, but stopped suddenly.
"Didn't you hear me?" Hiro asked the teen impatiently.
"I just thought of something." He replied.
"Did you figure out what's missing?" Shuichi asked excitedly.
"Where are Mr. K and Mr. Sakano?" Fujisaki asked.
"I think K said he was going to get a drink or something and Sakano got nervous for us again and went to the bathroom. I think." Shuichi answered, scratching his head.
"You think?" Hiro muttered sarcastically.
"Why did you want to know?" Shuichi asked his teenage band mate.
"I just wanted to clear it up for the readers." Fujisaki informed him in a know-it-all voice.
"Are we gonna play or what?" Hiro asked, holding up his guitar and grinning.
"Right." Suguru and Shuichi said in unison. They got into place and started playing the music as if there was an audience in front of them instead of them just rehearsing before their gig (which was in a few hours). Shuichi belted it out, hitting every note perfectly and beautifully. Hiro played the guitar like he had been born playing the damn thing. Fujisaki's fingers danced around the keys with the grace of a ballerina. But the ballerina apparently tripped as the young man's hands fell onto the thing, producing a very sour note. The other twos' heads snapped to his direction.
"Argh, this damn thing. It's just not doing it right." He grumbled, curling his fingers to make fists. Hiro and Shuichi walked over to him and looked at the synth.
"Yeah, I heard it this time." Hiro confirmed.
"Hey, what's this?" Shuichi asked, pointing to a rather large, red button. Fujisaki looked at it.
"I don't know. I've never touched the thing before." He admitted.
"Hey, I bet if you push it it'll add whatever it is that's missing from the music." Shuichi suggested happily.
"What if it screws up the synth though?" Suguru assumed.
"What if it doesn't?" Hiro argued.
"Come on Fujisaki, it's worth a try." Shuichi encouraged.
"Well..." Suguru reached for the button, but stopped.
"Quit hesitating!" Hiro shouted and playfully pushed Fujisaki's arm, causing him to push the button.
…
K came back a few minutes later, but found an empty stage.
"You're serious?" Sakura asked, a little disbelievingly.
"SWEET!" Naruto shouted excitedly.
"..." Sasuke said nothing.
"Yeah, that's right. You three get the day off. Have fun." Kakashi told his subordinates before turning on his heel and leaving.
"What an idiot." Sasuke said after Kakashi was out of earshot. "Just because he's reached a suspenseful part in his smut book, he gives us the day off so he doesn't have to deal with us. And after making us wait for an extra half hour." Normally, one would translate that into a complaint, but the way Sasuke said it would make one realize that he actually had a point.
Awkward silence...
"So Sasuke... since we have the day off, why not spend the day together. You and me." Sakura finally spoke up.
"No, that's okay." Sasuke said unemotionally. Sakura pouted slightly. Seeing that she was upset, Naruto put a consoling arm around her shoulders.
"It's okay Sakura." He said soothingly. "If it makes you feel any better, I'll spend the day with you."
"Get... off... of... me..." Sakura told him, venom in her voice. Naruto's arm snapped to his side.
Sakura's head turned to face Sasuke and she began to say something to him, but before any words came out, she saw that he had walked off.
"Sasuke, wait up!" She called, chasing after him.
"Eh? Hey, wait! Sakura!" Naruto shouted, chasing after the girl who was chasing after angsty boy.
A FEW MINUTES LATER!
Sasuke winced when Sakura finally caught up to him and pounced on him.
"Hey." She said breathing heavily. He was about to tell her to get off when Naruto came galloping up.
"Sakura!" Naruto shouted before jumping on her. With the weight of Sakura and Naruto, Sasuke's knees buckled and he fell face first into the dirt.
"Sasuke, are you okay?" Sakura asked, worry in her voice. She then turned on the blonde boy. "Naruto you fat lard, look what you did now!" She scolded.
"So what, Sasuke can't hold a few extra pounds?" Naruto muttered under his breath. Luckily, Sakura didn't hear him.
"Thanks a lot." Sasuke said to Naruto sarcastically. He stood up and spit out some dirt.
Just then, screaming was heard. But it wasn't from anyone in the town, it was coming from the sky. The three looked up to see three figures falling and they watched as they fell through the sky and landed on the ground with a loud thud.
Yep yep. Told ya it'd be crack-ish. Just to warn you all (again) people will seem out of charecter at times (primarily Naruto and Hiro in this case). I'll try not to make them like that all the time. I WANT people to read this!