This was originally for an english assignment. I had to write a letter to someone about a trip to france and of course, Hetalia came to mind and I wrote this! It's really bad! I also wrote it on my first netbook, so please don't bother me if I missed letters!
Dear Germany,
I did what you told me to! I went over to Frances house to spy on him! I never expected big brother to have such a big house! Everything is in perfect alignment! Even the pigeons on his roof! It is so beautiful! It is even better then german food! Oh Germany, I wish you could be here! You could try and find me! Which I doubt you could cause I am in perfect camouflage! I need to be to defeat France!
Big brothers cologne smells so wonderful and is full of zest! It smells like it could be an antique on the best boutique on the boulevard! Sometimes when he walks by I think he is a mirage because of his wonderful smell!
Anyway, the mission is going well! The Axis will defeat France with the information I have uncovered! For example, did you know he likes to gnaw on carrots? Goodness to pasta, sometimes I think the war would be more easily won if France were to resign. His technique is so unusual, it is difficult to fight him!
Ohhh!Look at that cute caterpillar over there! So cute! Sadly, I put it in the poultry France is earing tonight. Poor caterpillar.
Anyway, I must say goodbye!
Bye!
Your Friend, Italy.
Yep, that was random. And i wrote it in 20 mins! A new record for me! :) Well, hope you liked it!
Love, Phen 13