OK, this is a thing just for fun....i hope you all like it. it may be hard to read.
the sentences in are parts of the night before x-mas story. there is more to come
i just haven't typed it all up yet. tell me what you think.......
Standard disclaimers.....i dont own the characters, i wish i did but i think their happy with
their owners right now. as for the night before christmas, thats his story(dont remember who wrote
it but it was wayyyy back when). Now enjoy my idea of humour....ka ka ka ka ka
P.s. I dont know if I spelled Taiistkun's name right....it's either that or Taiitskun...??
~"Story, story!" the Nyan Nyan's shouted. A collective groan was heard from the FY cast.
"Not another story" they whined.
"Don't worry minna! As long as it's not as scarey as Taiistkun's face!" said a Nyan Nyan before being pounded into the sky.
"Now without futher adou, lets begin!"~
*Scene shifts to a dark house, where inside, a flannel clad Hotohori stands by a window looking outside*
"This flannel does not do me justice! I demand new clothes! And some light. People cannot see my beauty in the dark!"
"Just be quiet and say your lines before I decided to release your fans, understand?" Taiistkun bellowed.
A very scared, wide eyed Hotohori just nods.
"Good, now go on."
Hotohori clears his throat and begins.
Twas the night before Chritmas when all through the......
*A partially clad Nuriko comes bounding into the room, looking quite mad but brightens up when "she" see's Hotohori*
"Hotohori-sama!" Nuriko cooed, running over and hugging his arm.
"Hai.....what is it Nuriko?" he asked uneasily.
"Taiistkun let us be married in this story! Isn't that great? Oh Hotohori-sama!" Nuriko squeeled. "I'm wearing this thong for you!"
*Hotohori sweatdropped and gulped* "Thats nice Nuriko......uh really nice but your just not nearly as beautiful as I am"
"Whaaaaa? But Hotohori-sama, Taiistkun promised I could be with you!" Nuriko cried before being whapped unconsious by Taiistkun. Hotohori promptly turned away so he didn't have to look at the creator of the world.
"Why did you have me married to him???!?"
"Sorry Hotohori but in order to get him to shut up I told him that he could be your wife"
Hotohori just sighed. "Alright, lemme start over." Taiistkun nodded and dissapeared.
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
*scene shifts to the corner of the house where Ashitare is curled up, asleep with mouse ears on. He grunts and rolls over still alseep* Hotohori sweatdrops, Nuriko twitches still unconsious and somewhere far away Nakago snickers.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
*scene shifts to the fireplace where instead of stockings, Hotohori's duck shoes hang*
"What??? I demand to know who did this!!" Hotohori cried out. Taiistkun appeared scaring Hotohori.
"It was your kids Hotohori. They couldn't find any stockings so they hung up you duck shoes instead." Taiistkun replied with a smirk.
"My......my kids you say. You mean gay boy and I? WAIIIIIIII......." Taiistkun sweatdropped as Hotohori faints, his head gracefully hitting the floor with a thunk.
*15 minutes later*
A revived Hotohori(we wont say how) continues on with the story.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hope that SD Chichiri soon would be there
*Hotohori just shakes his head and reads on*
The children*Hotohori shudders* were nestled all snug in their beds
With visions of monsters and books danced in their heads
*Hotohori sweatdrops* "Must have aquired those traits from their 'mother'."
*scene shifts to a room shared by the 'kids'. A pissed off, pajama clad Chiriko sits on one bed while a floating Miboshi wearing a robe is above the other*
"Uhhhhh, whats the matter Chiriko?" Hotohori asked, a little afraid of what the answer would be.
"He took away the light I was using to read my book!"
"Well it was giving me a headache," Miboshi shot back at Chiriko.
"ENOUGH! Your two are supposed to be asleep waiting for SD Chichiri!" Hotohori yelled. Miboshi and Chiriko sweatdrop.
"SD Chichiri....." the squeek.
"Nevermind. Just go to sleep ok?" Hotohori pleaded. Both small child and umm small man(?) nodded. Hotohori sighed.
And mama in her kerchief and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winters nap
*Hotohori chokes and vomits while Nuriko smiles in 'her' still unconsious state*
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
"What the #$^%% are you $^%*&#$ doing!?? LEKKA SHINEN!!"
Hotohori waited for the house to stop shaking
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
*Hotohori trips over the unconsious Nuriko*
"@%^**^%" he swore
Away to the windown I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters....
*SMACK* Shutters smack into Hotohori's face. He swears again with the horrible though of him becoming like Miaka going through his head.
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash
"What? Wasn't that vomit from earlier enough?" Hotohori cried.
"BAKA! That just means you opened it!" Taiistkun yelled.
"Oh ok." Hotohori said, smiling.
"I should have picked a different narrator" Taiistkun sighed.
"Huh?" Hotohori said, confused.
"Nevermind. Just continue" she answered.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below
*Hotohori gags when he sees Yui and Tetsuya making out in the snow. He quickly turns away*
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature....Kasa? and eight tiny....reindeer?
With a little old driver so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be SD Chichrick(It needed to rhyme ok?)
*A chibi SD Chichiri plops on Hotohori's head*
"DAAAA!" SD Chichiri squeeked giving the peace sign.
"NO! This is all wrong. Your supposed to come through the chimney, not your kesa!" Hotohori cried.
"Really no da? ok then....ja ne no da!" SD Chichiri said as he dissapeared. Hotohori sighed once more and went back to telling the story.
More rapid than eagles his carsers they came
"Hey you better shut up!"
"Never monster-chan!"
"Why you...!"
"LEKKA SHINEN!"
"Why do i have to be next to you?"
"How should I know? Where's my Nagie-poo?"
"No one owns me. I shall own everyone!"
"How'd I get messed up with these weirdos? If only Shoka were here"
"Yui-sama! Where's Yui-sama??"
"Calm down aniki. She's around somwhere"
"Where's Miaka?"
A collective 'who cares' is heard.
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Now sleepy, now dopey, now bashful and doc no da!"
"HOLD IT!"
*Everyone falls over and twitches at the sudden appearance of Taiistkun*
"Those are the seven dwarfs Chichiri. You have to say the names of the reindeer" Taiistkun eplained motioning towards the "reindeer". She snickered at the sight of Tasuki, Tamahome, Tomo, Soi, Mitsukake, Nagako, Amiboshi and Suboshi on all fours with a harness and bells around their necks and fake antlers on.
"Now continue Chichiri" Taiistkun said as she dissapeared.
Now Dasher*Tamahome frowns*Now Dancer*Tomo looks irratated*Now Prancer*Soi tries to turn around to gaze at Nakago*And Vixen!*Mitsukake looks bored*On Comet*Nagako glares daggers, Chichiri gulps*On Cupid*Suboshi still cries for Yui*On Donner*Amiboshi tries to calm his brother down*And Blitzen*Chichiri sweatdrops as he notices Miaka isn't there*
Tamahome speaks up. "She ate too much before our flight." All the seishi smile.
To the top of the porch no da......
"CUT! Hold it Chichiri. You have to get rid of your no da's." Taiistkun said.
"Ok no da" Chichiri answered.
"Try it now ok?" the creator replied.
"Alright no da. Just tell me what to say no da." Chichiri chirped.
"You did it again! Stop using no da!!!" Taiistkun yelled.
"Ok no da" Chichiri replied.
*the arguing went on for another half an hour before Taiistkun gave up*
"Fine just continue" she said, exasperated.
"Ok no da!" Chichiri said happily.
To the top of the porch no da! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away dash away dash away all na no da!
*The reindeer remain still. Chichiri sweatdrops and clears his throat.*
"Daaaaa?" A ki blast goes flying his way.
"Hmph. I take orders from no one!" Nakago said sternly.
"And I follow my Nagie-poo. Don't mess with us" reindeer Soi exclaimed. Everyone slowly looked away from Soi.
"That's just @$%^& sick" Tasuki mummered.
"What was that you red-nosed freak?" Soi shot back.
"Hey it's not my #$%%& fault they made me play Rudolph!" Tasuki cried out. Tamahome laughed which angered the shot tempered "Rudolph" even more.
"That's it. LEKKA SHINEN!" At once all the reindeer were rather crispy.
"You will pay for this," Nakago bellowed.
"DAAA! Stop it right now no da. If you dont stop I'll use my staff to hit you no da. Lets just finish no da." Finally, after an hour of negotiating and wacking Suboshi over the head a couple times(not too bad though, just to get him to stop calling for Yui), the story continued.
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle, mount into the sky
*scene shows the seishi running on all fours, having to pull SD Chichiri behind them*
So up to the house top the coursers they flew
*Chichiri uses his magic to lift them up*
With the sleigh full of toys and SD Chichiri too
"DAAA! What toys no da?" Chichiri exclaimed. The others groaned.
"Don't tell me we gotta go all the way back?" Tamahome whined.
"Just give them something of yours," Tasuki said.
"No no da!" Chichiri said, clutching protectively to his kesa and kasa.
"I'll give them both a nice clam shell. Ka ka ka ka ka ka!"
"Your such a freak," Mitsukake mummered.
"What was that you said?" Tomo cried.
"I said your really neat" Mitsukake said, raising his voice as he did.
"Oh, ok." Tomo replied, content with that answer.
"Well, here. Give Chiriko one of my extra flutes and Miboshi...uhhh...just put a ribbon around Ashitare," Amiboshi offered.
"Hai! Good idea no da!"
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof
"Owwwww! You stepped on me!"
"Who's hurt. I'll heal you"
"Dont walk so close"
"Get away from me you homo!"
"I'll kill you all"
"Not me Nagie-poo right?"
"Hmph"
"Who hit me??" *snicker snicker*
"MONSTER-CHAN! LEKKA SHINEN!!!"
"Someone please take away his tessen no da"
*Hotohori just sighed. At least their out there and I'm in here....*
the sentences in are parts of the night before x-mas story. there is more to come
i just haven't typed it all up yet. tell me what you think.......
Standard disclaimers.....i dont own the characters, i wish i did but i think their happy with
their owners right now. as for the night before christmas, thats his story(dont remember who wrote
it but it was wayyyy back when). Now enjoy my idea of humour....ka ka ka ka ka
P.s. I dont know if I spelled Taiistkun's name right....it's either that or Taiitskun...??
~"Story, story!" the Nyan Nyan's shouted. A collective groan was heard from the FY cast.
"Not another story" they whined.
"Don't worry minna! As long as it's not as scarey as Taiistkun's face!" said a Nyan Nyan before being pounded into the sky.
"Now without futher adou, lets begin!"~
*Scene shifts to a dark house, where inside, a flannel clad Hotohori stands by a window looking outside*
"This flannel does not do me justice! I demand new clothes! And some light. People cannot see my beauty in the dark!"
"Just be quiet and say your lines before I decided to release your fans, understand?" Taiistkun bellowed.
A very scared, wide eyed Hotohori just nods.
"Good, now go on."
Hotohori clears his throat and begins.
Twas the night before Chritmas when all through the......
*A partially clad Nuriko comes bounding into the room, looking quite mad but brightens up when "she" see's Hotohori*
"Hotohori-sama!" Nuriko cooed, running over and hugging his arm.
"Hai.....what is it Nuriko?" he asked uneasily.
"Taiistkun let us be married in this story! Isn't that great? Oh Hotohori-sama!" Nuriko squeeled. "I'm wearing this thong for you!"
*Hotohori sweatdropped and gulped* "Thats nice Nuriko......uh really nice but your just not nearly as beautiful as I am"
"Whaaaaa? But Hotohori-sama, Taiistkun promised I could be with you!" Nuriko cried before being whapped unconsious by Taiistkun. Hotohori promptly turned away so he didn't have to look at the creator of the world.
"Why did you have me married to him???!?"
"Sorry Hotohori but in order to get him to shut up I told him that he could be your wife"
Hotohori just sighed. "Alright, lemme start over." Taiistkun nodded and dissapeared.
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
*scene shifts to the corner of the house where Ashitare is curled up, asleep with mouse ears on. He grunts and rolls over still alseep* Hotohori sweatdrops, Nuriko twitches still unconsious and somewhere far away Nakago snickers.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
*scene shifts to the fireplace where instead of stockings, Hotohori's duck shoes hang*
"What??? I demand to know who did this!!" Hotohori cried out. Taiistkun appeared scaring Hotohori.
"It was your kids Hotohori. They couldn't find any stockings so they hung up you duck shoes instead." Taiistkun replied with a smirk.
"My......my kids you say. You mean gay boy and I? WAIIIIIIII......." Taiistkun sweatdropped as Hotohori faints, his head gracefully hitting the floor with a thunk.
*15 minutes later*
A revived Hotohori(we wont say how) continues on with the story.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hope that SD Chichiri soon would be there
*Hotohori just shakes his head and reads on*
The children*Hotohori shudders* were nestled all snug in their beds
With visions of monsters and books danced in their heads
*Hotohori sweatdrops* "Must have aquired those traits from their 'mother'."
*scene shifts to a room shared by the 'kids'. A pissed off, pajama clad Chiriko sits on one bed while a floating Miboshi wearing a robe is above the other*
"Uhhhhh, whats the matter Chiriko?" Hotohori asked, a little afraid of what the answer would be.
"He took away the light I was using to read my book!"
"Well it was giving me a headache," Miboshi shot back at Chiriko.
"ENOUGH! Your two are supposed to be asleep waiting for SD Chichiri!" Hotohori yelled. Miboshi and Chiriko sweatdrop.
"SD Chichiri....." the squeek.
"Nevermind. Just go to sleep ok?" Hotohori pleaded. Both small child and umm small man(?) nodded. Hotohori sighed.
And mama in her kerchief and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winters nap
*Hotohori chokes and vomits while Nuriko smiles in 'her' still unconsious state*
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
"What the #$^%% are you $^%*&#$ doing!?? LEKKA SHINEN!!"
Hotohori waited for the house to stop shaking
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
*Hotohori trips over the unconsious Nuriko*
"@%^**^%" he swore
Away to the windown I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters....
*SMACK* Shutters smack into Hotohori's face. He swears again with the horrible though of him becoming like Miaka going through his head.
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash
"What? Wasn't that vomit from earlier enough?" Hotohori cried.
"BAKA! That just means you opened it!" Taiistkun yelled.
"Oh ok." Hotohori said, smiling.
"I should have picked a different narrator" Taiistkun sighed.
"Huh?" Hotohori said, confused.
"Nevermind. Just continue" she answered.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below
*Hotohori gags when he sees Yui and Tetsuya making out in the snow. He quickly turns away*
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature....Kasa? and eight tiny....reindeer?
With a little old driver so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be SD Chichrick(It needed to rhyme ok?)
*A chibi SD Chichiri plops on Hotohori's head*
"DAAAA!" SD Chichiri squeeked giving the peace sign.
"NO! This is all wrong. Your supposed to come through the chimney, not your kesa!" Hotohori cried.
"Really no da? ok then....ja ne no da!" SD Chichiri said as he dissapeared. Hotohori sighed once more and went back to telling the story.
More rapid than eagles his carsers they came
"Hey you better shut up!"
"Never monster-chan!"
"Why you...!"
"LEKKA SHINEN!"
"Why do i have to be next to you?"
"How should I know? Where's my Nagie-poo?"
"No one owns me. I shall own everyone!"
"How'd I get messed up with these weirdos? If only Shoka were here"
"Yui-sama! Where's Yui-sama??"
"Calm down aniki. She's around somwhere"
"Where's Miaka?"
A collective 'who cares' is heard.
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Now sleepy, now dopey, now bashful and doc no da!"
"HOLD IT!"
*Everyone falls over and twitches at the sudden appearance of Taiistkun*
"Those are the seven dwarfs Chichiri. You have to say the names of the reindeer" Taiistkun eplained motioning towards the "reindeer". She snickered at the sight of Tasuki, Tamahome, Tomo, Soi, Mitsukake, Nagako, Amiboshi and Suboshi on all fours with a harness and bells around their necks and fake antlers on.
"Now continue Chichiri" Taiistkun said as she dissapeared.
Now Dasher*Tamahome frowns*Now Dancer*Tomo looks irratated*Now Prancer*Soi tries to turn around to gaze at Nakago*And Vixen!*Mitsukake looks bored*On Comet*Nagako glares daggers, Chichiri gulps*On Cupid*Suboshi still cries for Yui*On Donner*Amiboshi tries to calm his brother down*And Blitzen*Chichiri sweatdrops as he notices Miaka isn't there*
Tamahome speaks up. "She ate too much before our flight." All the seishi smile.
To the top of the porch no da......
"CUT! Hold it Chichiri. You have to get rid of your no da's." Taiistkun said.
"Ok no da" Chichiri answered.
"Try it now ok?" the creator replied.
"Alright no da. Just tell me what to say no da." Chichiri chirped.
"You did it again! Stop using no da!!!" Taiistkun yelled.
"Ok no da" Chichiri replied.
*the arguing went on for another half an hour before Taiistkun gave up*
"Fine just continue" she said, exasperated.
"Ok no da!" Chichiri said happily.
To the top of the porch no da! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away dash away dash away all na no da!
*The reindeer remain still. Chichiri sweatdrops and clears his throat.*
"Daaaaa?" A ki blast goes flying his way.
"Hmph. I take orders from no one!" Nakago said sternly.
"And I follow my Nagie-poo. Don't mess with us" reindeer Soi exclaimed. Everyone slowly looked away from Soi.
"That's just @$%^& sick" Tasuki mummered.
"What was that you red-nosed freak?" Soi shot back.
"Hey it's not my #$%%& fault they made me play Rudolph!" Tasuki cried out. Tamahome laughed which angered the shot tempered "Rudolph" even more.
"That's it. LEKKA SHINEN!" At once all the reindeer were rather crispy.
"You will pay for this," Nakago bellowed.
"DAAA! Stop it right now no da. If you dont stop I'll use my staff to hit you no da. Lets just finish no da." Finally, after an hour of negotiating and wacking Suboshi over the head a couple times(not too bad though, just to get him to stop calling for Yui), the story continued.
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle, mount into the sky
*scene shows the seishi running on all fours, having to pull SD Chichiri behind them*
So up to the house top the coursers they flew
*Chichiri uses his magic to lift them up*
With the sleigh full of toys and SD Chichiri too
"DAAA! What toys no da?" Chichiri exclaimed. The others groaned.
"Don't tell me we gotta go all the way back?" Tamahome whined.
"Just give them something of yours," Tasuki said.
"No no da!" Chichiri said, clutching protectively to his kesa and kasa.
"I'll give them both a nice clam shell. Ka ka ka ka ka ka!"
"Your such a freak," Mitsukake mummered.
"What was that you said?" Tomo cried.
"I said your really neat" Mitsukake said, raising his voice as he did.
"Oh, ok." Tomo replied, content with that answer.
"Well, here. Give Chiriko one of my extra flutes and Miboshi...uhhh...just put a ribbon around Ashitare," Amiboshi offered.
"Hai! Good idea no da!"
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof
"Owwwww! You stepped on me!"
"Who's hurt. I'll heal you"
"Dont walk so close"
"Get away from me you homo!"
"I'll kill you all"
"Not me Nagie-poo right?"
"Hmph"
"Who hit me??" *snicker snicker*
"MONSTER-CHAN! LEKKA SHINEN!!!"
"Someone please take away his tessen no da"
*Hotohori just sighed. At least their out there and I'm in here....*