p class="MsoNormal" You wake up to your dog lickin the hot sauce of yo face. You fart really loudly causing the dog to jump off the bed and run out of the room. You literally roll out of bed and fall on the floor, creating a huge crater in the wooden floor. After a few tries, you manage to stand your ass up and walk down the hallway to the stairs. You take one step and you make like a bowling ball and roll down the stairs. You roll into the kitchen and crash into the counter. Your sandwich falls off the counter and lands inside your navel. You groan and try and get your fat ass up. After about 2 hours, you finally manage to stand up. Your dog runs into the room and starts rubbing its ass on the floor. You get super hard and rip off your clothes. Doggy shits on the floor and is about to leave until you pick him up and shove your short stubby hot dog into your dog's tiny doughnut. Your dog dies but you continue to fuck its dead body. You suddenly let out the biggest fart that turns into a tornado and destroys the world. THE FUCKING END! (Literally)/p