Disclaimer- No! I do not own Dbz or any of its characters!
Summary- On the way to his space pod, Raditz has a little conversation with his nephew. Probably the shortest thing I have ever written, but Oh well!
(a/n- Okay, now it was a bad writing day! I just wanted to be able to put something out even if it was short… maybe I'll put something else up… enjoy! I'm just assuming they had a lot of time in this fanfic…)
A real brat!
"DAAAAAAAAADDDDDY!"
Raditz continued to fly straight ahead, trying his best t ignore the screams of the four year old that was tucked under his arm. But with his sensitive Saiyan hearing, it was a bit difficult.
"DAAAAAADDDDDDDDD-"
"Damnit, kid! Can't you shut up!" Raditz yelled in frustration, pausing in the air. He held Gohan now with both hands, arms length away and was glaring at the sniffling boy. He was a bit disgusted at the snot dripping from his nephews nose, but there was no way in hell that he would be the one wiping it up.
"I- I w- want my daddy!" Gohan stuttered out, clenching his fist, feeling a bit braver.
"Well your daddy's not here right now kid. Your Uncle Raditz is." Raditz growled back. Gohan sniffled again and his fist loosened as more tears began to show in his eyes.
"B- but you can't be my uncle! Y- your too mean! D- daddy's gonna come for me and you'll be sorry!"
Raditz rolled his eyes. "You're a Saiyan boy! Stop with your damn tears and act like one!"
Gohan blinked and stopped sniffling for a second.
"W-hat's a Saiyan?"
Raditz felt like slapping himself then. It was too bad Kakarot wasn't there because then he'd be able to at least insult the fool about loosing his memory and not being able to tell his son of his heritage.
"The Saiyan race was a very powerful race of warriors, kid." Raditz explained. Gohan blinked again.
"But I can't be a Saiyan then. I'm not going to be a warrior, I'm gonna be a grea scholar." Gohan told him.
"I wouldn't think you were a Saiayan either if it weren't for that tail! Your not a warrior because your father is a fool!"
"Mommy calls daddy a fool sometimes too… but she laughs after… or she hits him with the pan…" Gohan murmured. Raditz stared at him as if he was crazy for a second.
'A- a pan? Is that some kind of earth word… he can't mean an actual pan…?'
"Well maybe your mother isn't so stupid after all." Raditz mumbled.
"Hey! My mothers very smart! She's strong too! She can beat you up when she finds you!" Gohan yelled at him. Raditz found this amusing.
"Yes, I'm sure your mother is as strong as any weakling human. Maybe I'll kill her last." Raditz said smirking. Unluckily for him, this made Gohan cry.
"NOOOOO! YOUR NOT GONNA KILL HER! DAAAAAAADYYYYY!"
Raditz groaned loudly. He really wanted the kid to shut up.
He then shot off straight to his pod.
Maybe if he shoved the kid in the pod he would get some silence.