Chapter 1
Life's not fair, is it? You see I - well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day haha... Adieu...said baltor (he is talking to the rat)
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? Asked kiko
What do you want now? asked baltor
I'm here to announce that the King is on his way. says kiko while bowing ...So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
(The mouse runs away)
Oh now look, kiko; you've made me lose my lunch
Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia. said kiko
Oooh... I quiver with FEAR. says baltor
Now baltor, don't look at me that way... HELP!
Baltor! ...said Erendor
Mm-hmm?-baltor
Drop him now said Erendor
Impeccable timing, your majesty said kiko
Thank you kiko- Erendor
Why! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the baltor
Samara and I didn't see you at the announcement of the future king's and queen's
That was today? Oh, I feel simply baltor must have slipped my mind
Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, as the king's brother, you should have been first in line! Said Kiko
Well, I was first in line!... until those little hairballs were born said baltor
Like it or not Baltor those"hairballs are your future kings and queens
Ohh, I shall practice my curtsy. Said baltor
Don't turn your back on me Baltor!
Oh, no,.Erendor Perhaps YOU shouldn't turn YOUR back on me.
{ROAR} Is that a challenge?Asked Erendor
Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you brother
Pity! Why not? Asked kiko
Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength ...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. Said baltor while leaving
There's one in every family, sire... Two in mine, actually and they always manage to ruin special occasions. Said kiko
What am I going to do with him? Asked Erendor
He'd make a very handsome throw rug. Said kiko
Kiko!-Erendor
Well think about it when ever he gets dirt you can take him out and beat him. said kiko
AN: Thats the first chapter Enjoy!
BTW, all the Winx will be in this story (including roxy!)
