Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.


A/N: I have no idea why I wrote this, but try to enjoy it somehow. This is inspired with the story I read named "Natsu's Fault" so I tried to make one myself.


Rent


Everything started with rent. It's because of rent that she has to suffer this kind of stuff. It's because of rent that she has to endure this punishment. It's because of rent that she was dragged into this issue. It's because of rent that she has to pay thrice the amount of her original bills.

It's all of the rent's fault that she needs to buy her friend (which name is Erza by the way) 30 pieces of strawberry cake. Oh God can she even eat all of those? It's the rent's fault that she needs to give the blue cat 1 fish everyday in a month. It's the rent's fault that she have to supply her best friend (which name is Natsu) food thrice a day. It's the rent's fault that she needs to buy as many shirts as she can so that her other friend (that goes by the name Gray) can last a whole month with enough supply of shirts to put on. I mean come on, do you think this will last a whole month? It won't even last for 1 day!

It's because of rent that she should go and find more jobs to go in within a sunny afternoon. Oh come on! I should be relaxing at this time of the day! She went through 10 hard jobs (with Aquarius' rage present in 5 straight jobs), and that's all because of the rent. When she entered the public bath, it was full, and she's so tired, and it's all the rent's fault! When she got home, she tried to summon Plue, to no avail, and it's all the rent's fault!

When she tried to lie down, she heard screams outside of the window, it was the stalker of her other friend, and she was too drained to even confront her, and it was all because of the rent. The stalker, whose name is Juvia, just bashed in her room, grumbling about love rivalries, and how she was her main love rival, and how she can't stand and yell for her to leave, was because of rent.

Not to mention, it was all the rent's fault that she can't get Loke to go back to his world, and ya'll know that if he's here, he would do all the things that's considered flirting. It was also definitely the rent's fault that her maid is digging holes around the city, leaving the citizens' houses dropping in a sinkhole.

As a part of the punishment for losing the bet (which is who ever hits the opponent first, they will get to dare a person into doing something, and worse, they hit it all at the same time! The cat, whose name is Happy, even complained that he flew Natsu so he gets to hit; talk about idiocy and alibis), she needs to travel in the middle of the night, naked, as part of her dare, to the guild as she poses for the Sorcerer's Weekly cover! I mean, she looks like a model and all, but naked? I think that's already too much; and it's all the rent's fault!

As far as she's concerned, the dare is over, but she still needs to be in service, so she was ordered to accompany the barmaids, which names were Mirajane and Kinana, while wearing a sexy and daring outfit! That's definitely the rent's fault! Damn that rent. Maybe I should leave the house altogether! And where do I sleep? The guild? Nah, I'll be kicked out. So now I can't leave this house! And I need to pay rent every month! So I'll be experiencing this for the rest of my life!

And it's all the rent's fault!


Fin


A/N:If Diana Raven's reading, I didn't mean to replicate your story! I just want to do my own story in this kind of thing; so I credit you for giving me inspiration! Please don't get mad at me!

If you don't like this, or crave for more stories like this, try reading Diana Raven's "Natsu's Fault". It's way better than this.

Lol, I know this story sucks, but I just want to thank you for reading this crappy story of mine until the end. Please review!