*Ok, yes random, yes stupid, yes mocking the book, but at least you've been warned…..it is bad. Very bad. Run away. This may be a one shot, depends on the (gulp) feedback.
Zoey xx*
Marked, the Musical!
(Zoey Montgomery and Kayla walk down the school corridor)
(Tune 'Stranger things have happened' by the Foo Fighters)
Kayla
I swear, I swear, I swear he has not had much to drink
He's been quite good, at least that's what I've heard but I think
It's his life, he's in charge
Zoey
Cough….cough
Though he might grow quite large-
Kayla
EWWWW…… HEATH FAT!?!?!?!?!?
Zoey (ignoring last comment)
But kissing is like sucking-
Cough….cough
-on alco-hol soaked feet…..
Kayla
Oh God…………..
Zoey
Yep.
He has gone too far, fading away
Cough….cough
Drinking beer and getting drunk all day
Oh maybe, maybe, maybe he's not the one for me-
Kayla
Can I have him then?????
Zoey
Cough….cough…..God Kayla- Cough….cough…
Kayla
Are…..uh….you ok Zoey, you're coughing all through my song.
Zoey
Is there a dead guy by my locker?...?...?...
(Heavy rock music, dimmed lights and smoke)
(Dead Guy starts rapping and hip hop dancing)
Dead Guy
Zo-ey Montgo-mery
Yes night has chosen thee
Hearken her sweet voice cos
You are com-ing with me
Yooooooooou arrrrrrrrrre cooooooooominnnnnnnnnnnnng wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A big poof transports Zoey and the Dead Guy to the House of Night)
Zoey
Oh God
(Faints)
Dead Guy
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-Cough cough-hahahahahaahahahah hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Neferet
Shut up.
*ok, that was so crap, just something to do instead of homework……..*